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Theo Samaritan > Domi moves slow. Of course it does. It's a battleship.
Theo Samaritan > It's a 750m long space potato.
Synthetic Cultist > apparently, there's also a thing, whereby people pay to watch attractive ladies (both clothed and nude) sit on sponge cakes, of various types.
Jinari Otsito > You say that as if that's a weird thing.
Kesper North > Did you hear Mossad is making a secure version of Android?
Kesper North > It's called Droidel.
Quantix Blackstar > how many ways can you spin that joke...
Chiaco Bloodtear > I doubt you could top that
scrawtek [pxin]: did the latest siphon unit dev blog start a shitstorm? I haven't been following it
Tristan Acoma [prax]: The entire thread is a turgid pit surrounded by dotterels flinging offal and a few brave souls who have endured the filth to bring light to the masses. So, yes, in short.
CCP Logibro > o
Stitcher > GAH!
Stitcher > uh, I mean.... hi
CCP Logibro > AH!
CCP Logibro > I mean, um, hello.
Stitcher > JESUS FUCK I mean how are you tonight?
CCP Logibro > OH NO, I mean um... Fine.
MidnightWyvern > I got something hilarious for you
MidnightWyvern > Jump through a gate
MidnightWyvern > As soon as the jump animation starts, click the gate again in overview
MidnightWyvern > It locks your perspecting back on the gate so as you go through that hyperspace tunnel or whatever, it whips your view around in reverse, and then all the way back around again when you land
MidnightWyvern > Trippy as hell
MidnightWyvern > Makes you look like you're jumping in reverse
Atrupy > ....and this is how we entertain ourselves in EVE
Vexo M > DIY Ammo BPO (Produces 100 Duct Tape L projectile ammo)
electrostatus > warning! will not damage Minmatar ships
electrostatus > in fact, it will increase their hull and armor
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
Stanislav Solyony > and on that note, time. Later.
Stanislav Solyony > *lunch time
Stanislav Solyony > I don't believe it... the chat literally ate my lunch
Friar Kite > I just tried to copy-paste ammo from the corporate hangar into my cargohold
Friar Kite > I need a fucking drink
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