Talking about Pimp my Ride:
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Dirk Fallows > "SCSI is *not* magic. There are fundamental technical reasons why it is necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
Cal Jericho > does a smart bomb hit ur own drones?
Finraer > Yes
Cal Jericho > not very smart....
Finraer > Yes
Cal Jericho > not very smart....
Khai'Zeal > I told her I like it when she gets my rocks off
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
T' Elk > anyone notice the wreathe and thrasher look like trains?
Jainz > Knowing the Minmatar, they probably are trains
DeadMupppet > Space trains.
Jainz > Knowing the Minmatar, they probably are trains
DeadMupppet > Space trains.
Mia Fatalis > trying to decide if i wanna buy food this week or a new video card
Tyrok Legio > i think i've had too much red bull, i thought shit!! i haven't let the cat in.........i don't have a cat.....
Tyrok Legio > i wanna know where the cat shit on the floor came from tho 0.o
Pushtan > ROFL! fucking quoted!!!!
Tyrok Legio > i wanna know where the cat shit on the floor came from tho 0.o
Pushtan > ROFL! fucking quoted!!!!
Minamos > why doesnt beer come in nuggets ...
Almagar Phog > Man I lose alot of sec status when im drunk :(
Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?