Jurou Yuan > moist nerd musk
Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
mr id > damn bird got into the enclosed patio and wife freaked out because her two cats called "Point" and "webbed!"
mr id > but they didn't have enough DPS to kill it before my wifes "nag level 18" got my ass to go throw it outside
mr id > I robbed the cats KM...
Bull Ramahorn > you know you've played EVE too long when...
mr id > but they didn't have enough DPS to kill it before my wifes "nag level 18" got my ass to go throw it outside
mr id > I robbed the cats KM...
Bull Ramahorn > you know you've played EVE too long when...
Ivana Bloe'Jah > i want to be spanked
Yun Hui > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote punches yun
ZX525 > thats my woman u touching
Yun Hui > /emote is a girl
ZX525 > /emote aplogises and gets the video camera
Yun Hui > thats more like it :)
Yun Hui > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote punches yun
ZX525 > thats my woman u touching
Yun Hui > /emote is a girl
ZX525 > /emote aplogises and gets the video camera
Yun Hui > thats more like it :)
Seraphim008 > Oi, wanker...
Seraphim008 > quit trying to boink my ship....its not even remotely sexual, mate
Testingforlife > sorry
Testingforlife > trying to orbit ya
Seraphim008 > ah fer fucks sake......sod off
Seraphim008 > don't make me go dock and whip out my HumpaGeddon of Awesomeness
Soraya Silvermoon > I think he likes it.. nooone would protest that much if they werent gettin a hardon
Testingforlife > hehehe
Seraphim008 > some asshat trying to mount my Omen here
Korran Delan > Just fly to lowsec, he won't follow you there
Korran Delan > Otherwise, waste him in a belt
Seraphim008 > heh
Seraphim008 > oh well, he ain't doing to hot anyways
Seraphim008 > he in an Ibis
Seraphim008 > ...ever seen a mouse rape an elephant? ;)
Seraphim008 > quit trying to boink my ship....its not even remotely sexual, mate
Testingforlife > sorry
Testingforlife > trying to orbit ya
Seraphim008 > ah fer fucks sake......sod off
Seraphim008 > don't make me go dock and whip out my HumpaGeddon of Awesomeness
Soraya Silvermoon > I think he likes it.. nooone would protest that much if they werent gettin a hardon
Testingforlife > hehehe
Seraphim008 > some asshat trying to mount my Omen here
Korran Delan > Just fly to lowsec, he won't follow you there
Korran Delan > Otherwise, waste him in a belt
Seraphim008 > heh
Seraphim008 > oh well, he ain't doing to hot anyways
Seraphim008 > he in an Ibis
Seraphim008 > ...ever seen a mouse rape an elephant? ;)
2005.07.22 15:11:07 info Attention travellers! There have been multiple reports of stuck problems in the following systems: Amamake, Eystur, Egghelende, Teshi, Sayartchen, Gosalav, Sorzielang, Abaim, O-CNPR, VRH-H7, O1Y-ED, K4YZ-Y, X36Y-G, L-C3O7, Edani, Danera, Aurejet, Rilera,
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
ParMizaN > nmy yoguyrt tastes liek vdoka
GIC0 > The Escape from Jita
GIC0 > Longest movie ever. :(
GIC0 > Longest movie ever. :(
Araxzius Skinripper > "Jita is like a really hot girl with herpes. You know you shouldn't, but you go there anyway."
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
Vexo > FCing is just playing an RTS with units who don't obey you