Seraphim008 > Oi, wanker...
Seraphim008 > quit trying to boink my ship....its not even remotely sexual, mate
Testingforlife > sorry
Testingforlife > trying to orbit ya
Seraphim008 > ah fer fucks sake......sod off
Seraphim008 > don't make me go dock and whip out my HumpaGeddon of Awesomeness
Soraya Silvermoon > I think he likes it.. nooone would protest that much if they werent gettin a hardon
Testingforlife > hehehe
Seraphim008 > some asshat trying to mount my Omen here
Korran Delan > Just fly to lowsec, he won't follow you there
Korran Delan > Otherwise, waste him in a belt
Seraphim008 > heh
Seraphim008 > oh well, he ain't doing to hot anyways
Seraphim008 > he in an Ibis
Seraphim008 > ...ever seen a mouse rape an elephant? ;)
Seraphim008 > quit trying to boink my ship....its not even remotely sexual, mate
Testingforlife > sorry
Testingforlife > trying to orbit ya
Seraphim008 > ah fer fucks sake......sod off
Seraphim008 > don't make me go dock and whip out my HumpaGeddon of Awesomeness
Soraya Silvermoon > I think he likes it.. nooone would protest that much if they werent gettin a hardon
Testingforlife > hehehe
Seraphim008 > some asshat trying to mount my Omen here
Korran Delan > Just fly to lowsec, he won't follow you there
Korran Delan > Otherwise, waste him in a belt
Seraphim008 > heh
Seraphim008 > oh well, he ain't doing to hot anyways
Seraphim008 > he in an Ibis
Seraphim008 > ...ever seen a mouse rape an elephant? ;)
Martyr 01 > cretins the lot of you ;P
Rhianna Christian > i've never even BEEN to crete :P
Jago Kain > aren't those the little garliccy things in french soup?
Rhianna Christian > i've never even BEEN to crete :P
Jago Kain > aren't those the little garliccy things in french soup?
2005.07.22 15:11:07 info Attention travellers! There have been multiple reports of stuck problems in the following systems: Amamake, Eystur, Egghelende, Teshi, Sayartchen, Gosalav, Sorzielang, Abaim, O-CNPR, VRH-H7, O1Y-ED, K4YZ-Y, X36Y-G, L-C3O7, Edani, Danera, Aurejet, Rilera,
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
ParMizaN > nmy yoguyrt tastes liek vdoka
Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Ivana Bloe'Jah > i want to be spanked
Yun Hui > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote punches yun
ZX525 > thats my woman u touching
Yun Hui > /emote is a girl
ZX525 > /emote aplogises and gets the video camera
Yun Hui > thats more like it :)
Yun Hui > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote spanks ivana
ZX525 > /emote punches yun
ZX525 > thats my woman u touching
Yun Hui > /emote is a girl
ZX525 > /emote aplogises and gets the video camera
Yun Hui > thats more like it :)
Kusachiho: I am curious.... with t3 ships, can you stick other racial sub systems into another t3 cruiser?
Kusachiho: For example, stick a caldari sub system into a gallentee t3 cruiser
Cyphr_Sonic: nope races only
Cyphr_Sonic: it's because gallente use linux and caldari use windows
Cyphr_Sonic: amarr uses BSD and mimnitar uses an old Dos 5.2 disc they found in a dumpster
Cyphr_Sonic: Cd Guns
Cyphr_Sonic: C:/guns/> fire
Cyphr_Sonic: firing guns
Cyphr_Sonic: target hit
Cyphr_Sonic: c:/guns/>
Kusachiho: For example, stick a caldari sub system into a gallentee t3 cruiser
Cyphr_Sonic: nope races only
Cyphr_Sonic: it's because gallente use linux and caldari use windows
Cyphr_Sonic: amarr uses BSD and mimnitar uses an old Dos 5.2 disc they found in a dumpster
Cyphr_Sonic: Cd Guns
Cyphr_Sonic: C:/guns/> fire
Cyphr_Sonic: firing guns
Cyphr_Sonic: target hit
Cyphr_Sonic: c:/guns/>
GIC0 > The Escape from Jita
GIC0 > Longest movie ever. :(
GIC0 > Longest movie ever. :(
Araxzius Skinripper > "Jita is like a really hot girl with herpes. You know you shouldn't, but you go there anyway."
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
Fifinella > Lowsec is like Thailand, you claim to go there for the rich culture, but you really go there just to molest kids?
EVE System > Channel changed to Ammold Local Channel
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.