* ifni sighs
<ifni> why am i watching speed?
<DigitalCommunist> because if you stop you'll explode?
<ifni> why am i watching speed?
<DigitalCommunist> because if you stop you'll explode?
<Horatio> hmm is it still super lag tastic or do i have to go slap my housemate for downloading movies
<ubi> i bet he's dlding gay porn
<gota> or rather, uploading it
<Horatio> yeah i've sorted it out, she's uploading @ 50kbs so i put a 10kbs limit on her pc
<gota> see how right i was
<Bizarre> is she hot Horatio?
<Horatio> she's a lesbian
<Horatio> so i've asked her to make sure she puts a copy on my shared drive of all that lesbian porn
<ubi> answer the question Horatio
<ubi> is she hot ?
<Horatio> yes
<Bizarre> POST PICS
<Horatio> no
<Bizarre> why not?
<Bizarre> ask her
<Bizarre> maybe she wont mind
<Horatio> cause she's reading what your asking
<Bizarre> tell her Bella is also al esbian
<Bizarre> lesbian even
<Horatio> her exact words are "that bizarre is a freak"
<ubi> i bet he's dlding gay porn
<gota> or rather, uploading it
<Horatio> yeah i've sorted it out, she's uploading @ 50kbs so i put a 10kbs limit on her pc
<gota> see how right i was
<Bizarre> is she hot Horatio?
<Horatio> she's a lesbian
<Horatio> so i've asked her to make sure she puts a copy on my shared drive of all that lesbian porn
<ubi> answer the question Horatio
<ubi> is she hot ?
<Horatio> yes
<Bizarre> POST PICS
<Horatio> no
<Bizarre> why not?
<Bizarre> ask her
<Bizarre> maybe she wont mind
<Horatio> cause she's reading what your asking
<Bizarre> tell her Bella is also al esbian
<Bizarre> lesbian even
<Horatio> her exact words are "that bizarre is a freak"
Zaara Doondur > FRIEND OF NOS, CVA, ISS, -LV- ASCN, BOB and Stacy's Mom
Zaara Doondur > can this be?
00tricky > no
00tricky > stacy's mom is a bitch
Zaara Doondur > can this be?
00tricky > no
00tricky > stacy's mom is a bitch
<@Tremek_> Goddamnit.
<@Tremek_> I need a topic for a presentation in my environmental resources class.
<@shade> Tremek_: "Bears: America's Greatest Threat?"
<@Tremek_> That would be awesome.
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: "Oil: Let's Just Make More!"
<@Tremek_> I don't think I could get away with that.
<@Tremek_> CanSpice: considering how granola the teacher is
<@Tremek_> that would be hilarious. :P
<@CanSpice> instant fail?
<@Tremek_> Nah
<@Tremek_> She would probably give me credit
<@Tremek_> I have like 98% in the class
<@Barwinator> "Give me a nuke plant"
<@shade> Tremek_: "Carbon Dioxide, Our New Best Friend!"
<@CanSpice> continuing the Colbert theme, you could do "Global Warming: Huge Myth or The Hugest Myth?"
<@Tremek_> Haha
<@shade> or you could always go for the popular standby, a screed on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
<@Milnoch|Work> Tremek: "Ethanol; America's New Way to Subsidize the Farmers
<@Barwinator> "A Healthy Ocean: Do those Salmon really benefit us?"
<@CanSpice> "Clean Air: Who The Fuck Cares?"
<@ToAsT> rofl
<@CanSpice> "Paving Our Way To Prosperity (funded by GM)"
<@Tremek_> Carcinogens: Character Builder or Just Plain Fun?
<@TinyTony|work> have you guys been to Epcot?
<@Tremek_> I'm going to fuck this up :(
<@Barwinator> yep
<@TinyTony|work> There's a "ride" there that's basically exactly that
<@TinyTony|work> it's all about energy and it's by Exxon
<@ToAsT> PMS: cause woman deserve it <--Guaranteed pass
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: can't you be a contientious objector on the grounds that you don't want to harm the environment by wasting paper to print the essay on?
<@shade> Tremek_: "Yucca Mountain: Because Nevada ought to be useful for something"
<@Barwinator> lol
<@Milnoch|Work> nice
<@Tremek_> shade: Oh you better believe it. :P
<@CanSpice> "...besides gambling and whoring."
<@Tremek_> I'm going to intentionally take a confrontational slant on this ;)
<@Milnoch|Work> "Global Warming: Who doesn't want to see women in short skirts and bikinis"
<@Tremek_> Nuclear Waste: Mo' Betta!
<@Tremek_> I'm going to call that my working title.
<@Tremek_> Heh
<@Tremek_> I need a topic for a presentation in my environmental resources class.
<@shade> Tremek_: "Bears: America's Greatest Threat?"
<@Tremek_> That would be awesome.
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: "Oil: Let's Just Make More!"
<@Tremek_> I don't think I could get away with that.
<@Tremek_> CanSpice: considering how granola the teacher is
<@Tremek_> that would be hilarious. :P
<@CanSpice> instant fail?
<@Tremek_> Nah
<@Tremek_> She would probably give me credit
<@Tremek_> I have like 98% in the class
<@Barwinator> "Give me a nuke plant"
<@shade> Tremek_: "Carbon Dioxide, Our New Best Friend!"
<@CanSpice> continuing the Colbert theme, you could do "Global Warming: Huge Myth or The Hugest Myth?"
<@Tremek_> Haha
<@shade> or you could always go for the popular standby, a screed on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
<@Milnoch|Work> Tremek: "Ethanol; America's New Way to Subsidize the Farmers
<@Barwinator> "A Healthy Ocean: Do those Salmon really benefit us?"
<@CanSpice> "Clean Air: Who The Fuck Cares?"
<@ToAsT> rofl
<@CanSpice> "Paving Our Way To Prosperity (funded by GM)"
<@Tremek_> Carcinogens: Character Builder or Just Plain Fun?
<@TinyTony|work> have you guys been to Epcot?
<@Tremek_> I'm going to fuck this up :(
<@Barwinator> yep
<@TinyTony|work> There's a "ride" there that's basically exactly that
<@TinyTony|work> it's all about energy and it's by Exxon
<@ToAsT> PMS: cause woman deserve it <--Guaranteed pass
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: can't you be a contientious objector on the grounds that you don't want to harm the environment by wasting paper to print the essay on?
<@shade> Tremek_: "Yucca Mountain: Because Nevada ought to be useful for something"
<@Barwinator> lol
<@Milnoch|Work> nice
<@Tremek_> shade: Oh you better believe it. :P
<@CanSpice> "...besides gambling and whoring."
<@Tremek_> I'm going to intentionally take a confrontational slant on this ;)
<@Milnoch|Work> "Global Warming: Who doesn't want to see women in short skirts and bikinis"
<@Tremek_> Nuclear Waste: Mo' Betta!
<@Tremek_> I'm going to call that my working title.
<@Tremek_> Heh
Vitar > WTS Domination Nanofiber Structure 90kk
Catherine Charlie > kk?
Vitar > k - 10^3 kk - 10^6 kkk - 10^9 :)
Zapek > k = 1000, kk = im a retard, kkk = politically incorrect people with white pointy hats.
Catherine Charlie > kk?
Vitar > k - 10^3 kk - 10^6 kkk - 10^9 :)
Zapek > k = 1000, kk = im a retard, kkk = politically incorrect people with white pointy hats.
Kruznik > how do u expand ur sheep slots?
Veerloth > /emote has misplaced the last 2 hours and can't find them
Anatolus Kaldar > look under the bed
turquois > or under the sofa cushions
Veerloth > no use, once they are lost there is just no finding them : (
Veerloth > I think they end up in the same place my socks do
turquois > they get eaten by the dryer fairy?
Veerloth > Is that what happens?
Anatolus Kaldar > for some reason she only eats one of mine :(
Veerloth > Or the washer gnome? cause I don't think they make it to the dryer sometimes
turquois > nato - why is it a she?
Anatolus Kaldar > no alcohol in socks so why would a male eat it
turquois > good point well made
Anatolus Kaldar > look under the bed
turquois > or under the sofa cushions
Veerloth > no use, once they are lost there is just no finding them : (
Veerloth > I think they end up in the same place my socks do
turquois > they get eaten by the dryer fairy?
Veerloth > Is that what happens?
Anatolus Kaldar > for some reason she only eats one of mine :(
Veerloth > Or the washer gnome? cause I don't think they make it to the dryer sometimes
turquois > nato - why is it a she?
Anatolus Kaldar > no alcohol in socks so why would a male eat it
turquois > good point well made
Malachy Kidd > Actually, according to librarians: reading leads to knowledge, and knowledge to power, but power corrupts, and corruption is crime, and crime doesn't pay; ergo, reading doesn't pay!
<@Viceroy> I got accepted into the university guide program
<@Viceroy> and so did my ex-gf :(
<@Viceroy> competition here i come!
<@HellGremlin> Great
<@HellGremlin> This will be an excellent opportunity for you to rub your sexual interest in other women in her face
<@HellGremlin> This will further degrade her sense of self-worth, and you might just have yourself a wife in the making!
<@Sham> I think a feminist just had a heart attack
<@Viceroy> and so did my ex-gf :(
<@Viceroy> competition here i come!
<@HellGremlin> Great
<@HellGremlin> This will be an excellent opportunity for you to rub your sexual interest in other women in her face
<@HellGremlin> This will further degrade her sense of self-worth, and you might just have yourself a wife in the making!
<@Sham> I think a feminist just had a heart attack
Siren Sylvanis > um
Siren Sylvanis > this is kind of an embarassing question
Siren Sylvanis > but can someone spot me 200k for a Remote Armor Repair Systems skillbook?
Siren Sylvanis > I blew my last 2 mill on Exotic dancers
Siren Sylvanis > this is kind of an embarassing question
Siren Sylvanis > but can someone spot me 200k for a Remote Armor Repair Systems skillbook?
Siren Sylvanis > I blew my last 2 mill on Exotic dancers