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Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
John Voland > you english talking guys , whats the area around the nipple called?
Mikal Drey > the woman
EVE System > Channel changed to Ammold Local Channel
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.
Fink Fortee > man that motherfucking sucks ass.
The fucking least you motherfuckers could do is make the motherfucking game fucking prompt fucking you before you motherfucking undock. I want my mother fucking skill points back, motherfuckers
James Don > nice petition,, click send :p
Fink Fortee > i did
James Don > ROFL really?
Fink Fortee > Hi. Thank you for your colorful reply. You will not be getting those skill points back as they were lost to your mistake and not to faulty game mechanics.
Fink Fortee > lol that's the response i got
Gungankllr > damn... I just got back from the eye doctor, he dilated my pupils and I can't see shit
Gungankllr > anyways, anybody wanna run up north? I can still click on little red squares and f1-f5
Gungankllr > oh crap I'm in local
Makkala Keurva > lol
Kale Ryoko > I'M HOLDING YOUR POS AT RANSOM
Kale Ryoko > IT CAN'T ESCAPE!
Nooey > Kale are you webbing my tower?
Kale Ryoko > ... yes ._.
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Al3xXx > hey guys, if you press ctrl+Q your ship does a barrel roll in station. it looks pretty neat.

(jita drops 32 players)
(somewhere, in a private channel...)

Al3xXx > guess what i did today guys! :D :D :D
Vince MGP > motherfucker.
Sentinel X > youre going to hell.
<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
DaMiGe > anch how about shooting
DaMiGe > :P
Anchises > they like you
DaMiGe > who doesnt?
DaMiGe > ;-)
DaMiGe > afk
Anchises > is that f*cking joke?
Anchises > AFK?
Anchises > you're in armour!!!
Anchises > OMFG
Mordred Blight > if your giving your bs away you can send it my way before it pops :)
Anchises > he's going to die
Anchises > or not
Anchises > may be close
Anchises > there's a lord on him
Anchises > f*ck f*ck f*ck
Dreka Mantas > lol
Anchises > come on you B*STARD
Dreka Mantas > lmao
Anchises > pheeeewww
Anchises > he's safe
Dreka Mantas > lol
DaMiGe > back with extra beer
Anchises > he's got about 20% structure left now
DaMiGe > :-D
Anchises > no armour
DaMiGe > hey.. what happend?
Anchises > you went afk in armour
DaMiGe > ...
Anchises > twat
Mortim > I can't watch Star Wars any more without trying to work out the fittings on a Tie fighter :(
Inquisitor Barbarus > lmao
HypocritesFate > nice mort
ChippieG60 > hiya inq
SIN Nocturne > TIE fighter = armor tanked (badly) and 2 x small pulse lasers (weird crystals though)
Mortim > Aye, thinking an MWD too, seen the speed of those things?
SIN Nocturne > with MWD
Mortim > Vader was certainly on to a winner..
Inquisitor Barbarus > vader's ship apprears to be shield tanked tho
SIN Nocturne > the TIE Interceptor is faster but im thinking nanos as well
ChippieG60 > vaders was t2 for sure
Inquisitor Barbarus > aye
Mortim > Aye, get past that shield and it's pretty much insta pop..
SIN Nocturne > nah Vaders is Armor tanked and much better than the t1 variant
SIN Nocturne > better resists
ChippieG60 > it looked to have a big sig on it tbh
SIN Nocturne > now the TIE Defender is shield tanked with a tractor beam thast sthe shizz
Inquisitor Barbarus > thats why i was thinking shield tank, ( 2 x extenders)
ChippieG60 > yeah defo no rep on it
Mortim > This.. is beyond the realms of sadness... Say Cheese! It's going on omgrawr
Inquisitor Barbarus > lol
ChippieG60 > bah
Mortim > I mean, who brought this up anyway?
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