scrawtek [pxin]: did the latest siphon unit dev blog start a shitstorm? I haven't been following it
Tristan Acoma [prax]: The entire thread is a turgid pit surrounded by dotterels flinging offal and a few brave souls who have endured the filth to bring light to the masses. So, yes, in short.
Tristan Acoma [prax]: The entire thread is a turgid pit surrounded by dotterels flinging offal and a few brave souls who have endured the filth to bring light to the masses. So, yes, in short.
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Camper101 > YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WAS
Entity > what happen
lanyaie > I sold my mother
lanyaie > 30b ISK
Entity > cheap for such a large amount of mass.
lanyaie > I sold my mother
lanyaie > 30b ISK
Entity > cheap for such a large amount of mass.
Vuvva Vuvva Cagali > don't trust anyone you can't slap IRL
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, i can nos her infinite
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Stitcher > Q: Why are Civire so square?
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote waits
Stitcher > A: so we can be stacked for easy storage.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote smirks "That's probably true, you know."
Stitcher > I'm convinced there was an aborted attempt to breed the ability to fold up into neat cubes somewhere in our genetic history.
Pieter Tuulinen > If you put two of us feet to head we're a rectangle.
Stitcher > ah, the good old interlocking Civire wall of chins strategy
Stitcher > crucial to the victory of the Raata armies at the battle of the seven lords
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote waits
Stitcher > A: so we can be stacked for easy storage.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote smirks "That's probably true, you know."
Stitcher > I'm convinced there was an aborted attempt to breed the ability to fold up into neat cubes somewhere in our genetic history.
Pieter Tuulinen > If you put two of us feet to head we're a rectangle.
Stitcher > ah, the good old interlocking Civire wall of chins strategy
Stitcher > crucial to the victory of the Raata armies at the battle of the seven lords
Kesper North: !jita innocence
Exploit: Your search for innocence yielded no result. Did you mean: science
Kesper North: YES.
Exploit: Your search for innocence yielded no result. Did you mean: science
Kesper North: YES.
GIGAR > Eve needs a capital ship tournament
Ghost Hunter > It's called nullsec
Ghost Hunter > It's called nullsec
hellsquad2 > Anyone up for some minors?
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow