Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Triple Entendre > The first kill with my Wolf was a 4 day old russian in a Rifter. v0v
Triple Entendre > Strangely, this was the same day I learned that 'Ублюдок' apparently means 'bastard'
Triple Entendre > Strangely, this was the same day I learned that 'Ублюдок' apparently means 'bastard'
Dismas Ofstedal > Who is the stupidest player in EVE? Send me 20K ISK with your vote in the Reason field and you could win the pot. You may vote for yourself. Enter often and good luck.
Arklan1 > *blink* ok, the chornicles have had an effect on me. i just found myself thinking "i could finish the mission without killing these ships... but, eh fuck it." and then had a pang of guilt.
Arklan1 > you know, for being a callous "immortal capsuleer"
DJ Daddy > life is harsh, man
Ammzi > so harsh :(
Dr p00m > lol.... serpentis' orphanage must be HUGE
Jayson Rock > nah, I bet every ship has day care
Arklan1 > you know, for being a callous "immortal capsuleer"
DJ Daddy > life is harsh, man
Ammzi > so harsh :(
Dr p00m > lol.... serpentis' orphanage must be HUGE
Jayson Rock > nah, I bet every ship has day care
Quinn Oron > That Avatar trying to enter the POS bubble reminds me of a sex ed video I saw in school.
Master Akira > some client was asking me the other day "are you ok if I send you this excel chart?" and I was like "dude, I PLAY EVE!!!"
Fist Me > fuck
Fist Me > dishwasher is on fire
Fist Me > brb
Fist Me > dishwasher is on fire
Fist Me > brb
imperian > guys, is there a freeware program that lets you search and replace a certain term with another term ?
lodra-mister-vee > imperian: notepad you dumb fuck
lodra-mister-vee > imperian: notepad you dumb fuck
Alida Wildae > I wounder how meny years before I will receieve a response form the bug report.
Jinkei > maybe theyre holding a crisis meeting because of it
Alida Wildae > CCP HQ: Oh noooesss!! Someone noticed it!!!
Jinkei > all flights in Iceland are reportedly cancelled to prevent Devs from fleeing the scene
Alida Wildae > The vulcano was just a cover story
Az Aghal > i knew this volcano story sounded fishy
Alida Wildae > indeed
Jinkei > they tried to mystify us
Az Aghal > but we are way to smart
Jinkei > maybe theyre holding a crisis meeting because of it
Alida Wildae > CCP HQ: Oh noooesss!! Someone noticed it!!!
Jinkei > all flights in Iceland are reportedly cancelled to prevent Devs from fleeing the scene
Alida Wildae > The vulcano was just a cover story
Az Aghal > i knew this volcano story sounded fishy
Alida Wildae > indeed
Jinkei > they tried to mystify us
Az Aghal > but we are way to smart
Davlos > There is one difference between Jade and Goonswarm
Davlos > Goonswarm are good at roleplay
Davlos > Goonswarm are good at roleplay