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Rathroc > "Your mere presence makes my heart tremble with joy. How can I help you, oh light of my eyes?"
Rathroc > ...I think that means my agent likes me
Tarmack > ... maybe
Tarmack > or you got drunk and now your married
Rathroc > heh
Rathroc > I hope not, he is a guy
Rathroc > or one hell of an ugly woman
Halo58 > if i undock then ill be in space
PKlavins > OMG rly??
Halo58 > yes
Halo58 > space scares me
Devilish Ledoux > ALL of the new ships are symmetrical!
Tiberius Horde > they got lazy
Tiberius Horde > build a half, then mirror over
Tiberius Horde > tada! ships at the speed of light
Gut Punch > no, not lazy, cheap
Devilish Ledoux > I'm thinking "new designers"
Tiberius Horde > I don't care, it's NEW
Gut Punch > screw it. it could be a borg cube as long as it worked
Tiberius Horde > or a pixelated dot
Tiberius Horde > I'd fly that
Devilish Ledoux > it could look like a 5 year old boy with a speech balloon that says "You're a faggot" ... if it's got nice stats, people will fly it
Cadela Fria > http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/cookie.jpg
Chrysalis Kashaar > that is sooooooo fuckin cute
Devilish Ledoux > Cadela and Kashaar have been penalized 500 man points
Cadela Fria > FuX0r!
Cadela Fria > How many do I have left?
Chrysalis Kashaar > -499
Ming: Thanks for sending me home anyway. and did manage to have a look at 0.0 how come though you sit at the gate and kil players when there are lots of Battleships worth 1.25 million isk each? Shouldn't someone be killing them
Helox > Woohoo! I'm gonna make some sweet love in my ship now! <link to Gr1mreapers Corpse>
Brigar Starcleaver > helox thats kinda sick dude
VaJo Mithrandhir > note that he uses the word kinda
Helox > Yeah, Grim is pretty damn ugly
Brigar Starcleaver > lol
Vassili Dashkov > You know you've been playing too much EVE when your warp drive comes online and your lights in your house go dim
Zhulik > if my demands are not met by sometime i will start buttering your loved ones
Gilland > besides nothing wrong with drinking its sobering up thats not good for you
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
Evil Sulu > Buy me a vindicator
GenePool Chlorinator > well.. ok.. but I can't fly it back to you :(
GenePool Chlorinator > can I bring you some exotic dancers instead?
Evil Sulu > Then buy me a black hooker, a tube of ky, a red dildo, duct tape, a marsupial, a camero, and a briefcase full of explosives
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