Brynhilda > I used to write EVE Online porno
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Captain S04p > can i meet up with you guys roaming easily?
Rengas > probably
Captain S04p > what do you want me in?
Ecaterina Andronescu > red lingerie
Ecaterina Andronescu > thongs mandatory
Rengas > probably
Captain S04p > what do you want me in?
Ecaterina Andronescu > red lingerie
Ecaterina Andronescu > thongs mandatory
leonstrom5 > there are plenty of things to do in RL
jih chop > RL!?
jih chop > that's a horrible place!
jih chop > like jita
jih chop > but not as nice or friendly
jih chop > RL!?
jih chop > that's a horrible place!
jih chop > like jita
jih chop > but not as nice or friendly
Neltharak Idrissil: So im wondering where should i move.
Neltharak Idrissil: 1 : Denmark
Neltharak Idrissil: 2 : Ireland
Neltharak Idrissil: 3 : Iceland
Neltharak Idrissil: 4 :England
Neltharak Idrissil: lots of lands
Neltharak Idrissil: in that
Linus Lockner: i dont think i would consider iceland, but thats just me ;p
Neltharak Idrissil: EVE ONLINE SERVERS DUDE
Neltharak Idrissil: THINK OF THE PING
Linus Lockner: haha
Neltharak Idrissil: I COULD INSTALOCK PEOPLE BEFORE THEY CLOAK
Neltharak Idrissil: 1 : Denmark
Neltharak Idrissil: 2 : Ireland
Neltharak Idrissil: 3 : Iceland
Neltharak Idrissil: 4 :England
Neltharak Idrissil: lots of lands
Neltharak Idrissil: in that
Linus Lockner: i dont think i would consider iceland, but thats just me ;p
Neltharak Idrissil: EVE ONLINE SERVERS DUDE
Neltharak Idrissil: THINK OF THE PING
Linus Lockner: haha
Neltharak Idrissil: I COULD INSTALOCK PEOPLE BEFORE THEY CLOAK
IronGoldenEagle > we at war with anyone?
Nomi Cakes > War: Currency Exchange vs. C0NVICTED
IronGoldenEagle > that would explain why they locking me up in jita
Nomi Cakes > We've been at war with them for a week...
Nomi Cakes > everyone was warned....
Nomi Cakes > I haven't even been PLAYING EVE and I knew we were at war.
IronGoldenEagle > i havent played eve in a year
Nomi Cakes > I haven't gotten laid in almost six years, but I still know to check if she's got crabs.
Nomi Cakes > War: Currency Exchange vs. C0NVICTED
IronGoldenEagle > that would explain why they locking me up in jita
Nomi Cakes > We've been at war with them for a week...
Nomi Cakes > everyone was warned....
Nomi Cakes > I haven't even been PLAYING EVE and I knew we were at war.
IronGoldenEagle > i havent played eve in a year
Nomi Cakes > I haven't gotten laid in almost six years, but I still know to check if she's got crabs.
Kesper North: !jita innocence
Exploit: Your search for innocence yielded no result. Did you mean: science
Kesper North: YES.
Exploit: Your search for innocence yielded no result. Did you mean: science
Kesper North: YES.
Chris Vattic: I'm slightly puzzled how a DUST CEO is going to manage his EVE player corpies though
kinkouin168: Heh, knowing the fps idiots, that won't work well in any capacity
Chris Vattic: I do disagree, there are some excellent managers in the Battlefield comm... communi... I'm sorry, I can't finish that sentence
kinkouin168: Heh, knowing the fps idiots, that won't work well in any capacity
Chris Vattic: I do disagree, there are some excellent managers in the Battlefield comm... communi... I'm sorry, I can't finish that sentence
Vuvva Vuvva Cagali > don't trust anyone you can't slap IRL
Par'Gellen > wine makes me vomit like a garden sprinkler hooked to a fire hose
Torncuff Lookout > that's unimportant...how tall are you in heels?
Torncuff Lookout > that's unimportant...how tall are you in heels?
Entity > what happen
lanyaie > I sold my mother
lanyaie > 30b ISK
Entity > cheap for such a large amount of mass.
lanyaie > I sold my mother
lanyaie > 30b ISK
Entity > cheap for such a large amount of mass.