Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
* jamesw lies in wait
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
Un'cas > worlds biggest AB on this rupture lol
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
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[ 2003.11.23 02:50:51 ] Daehkthar Raehm > Hello Golem
[ 2003.11.23 03:31:57 ] GoLeM > hi Dae
[ 2003.11.23 03:32:41 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lightning quick reflexes :)
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > whew, barely got my greeting typed before he responded
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:27 ] Daehkthar Raehm > ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > he must be psychic :P
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:56 ] Daehkthar Raehm > wait shhh, i think he's typing again, give him another 15 minutes
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:15 ] Adrielle Firewalker > wow, faster than last time then
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:19 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:29 ] Adrielle Firewalker > maybe he's trying to set some kind of personal record?
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > hope he doesnt hurt himself
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > training for the speed typing championships
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:49 ] Adrielle Firewalker > training, bah he needs it not... with such skill the cup will be his for sure
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > haha
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Adrielle Firewalker > but will he get it home before the next milennium?
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > poor golem,we're ashing him and he cant type fast enough to counterattack
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:01 ] Daehkthar Raehm > bashing*
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:14 ] Kalahari Wayrest > counterattack? I doubt he's even noticed yet
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol true
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:53 ] Adrielle Firewalker > in about an hour we'll get a "hey!"
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:21 ] Kalahari Wayrest > and then it will start all over again ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:23 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:18 ] GoLeM > ROFL
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] Adrielle Firewalker > Maybe he knows that and has stopped typing
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] GoLeM > assholes
[ 2003.11.23 02:50:51 ] Daehkthar Raehm > Hello Golem
[ 2003.11.23 03:31:57 ] GoLeM > hi Dae
[ 2003.11.23 03:32:41 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lightning quick reflexes :)
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > whew, barely got my greeting typed before he responded
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:27 ] Daehkthar Raehm > ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > he must be psychic :P
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:56 ] Daehkthar Raehm > wait shhh, i think he's typing again, give him another 15 minutes
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:15 ] Adrielle Firewalker > wow, faster than last time then
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:19 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:29 ] Adrielle Firewalker > maybe he's trying to set some kind of personal record?
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > hope he doesnt hurt himself
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > training for the speed typing championships
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:49 ] Adrielle Firewalker > training, bah he needs it not... with such skill the cup will be his for sure
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > haha
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Adrielle Firewalker > but will he get it home before the next milennium?
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > poor golem,we're ashing him and he cant type fast enough to counterattack
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:01 ] Daehkthar Raehm > bashing*
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:14 ] Kalahari Wayrest > counterattack? I doubt he's even noticed yet
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol true
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:53 ] Adrielle Firewalker > in about an hour we'll get a "hey!"
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:21 ] Kalahari Wayrest > and then it will start all over again ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:23 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:18 ] GoLeM > ROFL
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] Adrielle Firewalker > Maybe he knows that and has stopped typing
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] GoLeM > assholes
<Ap0k> DIE MIM
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
Kesper North > We're not reprocessing titans. One, they cannot dock. Two, that's retarded.
Quinn Oron > Colnel, maybe I can recommend you for our exchange program?
Colnel Starbuck > kk whats that?
Quinn Oron > It's where we exchange you for someone who isn't a tool. =)
Colnel Starbuck > kk whats that?
Quinn Oron > It's where we exchange you for someone who isn't a tool. =)
<DigitalCommunist> I stole some ships from a safe and the GM stole them from me and gave it back to the owner
<DigitalCommunist> turns out, he was wrong and I was right
<DigitalCommunist> if you argue enough, you'll get your way :|
<DigitalCommunist> and it works
<ArachV0id> didn't it end up with the gm simply giving you ships and the guy still getting to keep his tho digi
<DigitalCommunist> yeah but then he put them in the same safe and I robbled them again
<DigitalCommunist> which is even better
<DigitalCommunist> twice the ships for me o/
<DigitalCommunist> turns out, he was wrong and I was right
<DigitalCommunist> if you argue enough, you'll get your way :|
<DigitalCommunist> and it works
<ArachV0id> didn't it end up with the gm simply giving you ships and the guy still getting to keep his tho digi
<DigitalCommunist> yeah but then he put them in the same safe and I robbled them again
<DigitalCommunist> which is even better
<DigitalCommunist> twice the ships for me o/
Enthes goldhart > Secondary is the best name, in fleet battles "primary is secondary" and evryone will be confused o/
Sku1ly > i look quite hot half naked in the mirror
Kerosene > I presume the other half includes a paper bag then
DarK > lol!
Elizabeth Saxon > PWND!
Kerosene > I presume the other half includes a paper bag then
DarK > lol!
Elizabeth Saxon > PWND!