Quiggs McAlliryme > Coffee, two-part question, I subscribed for EVE because a Mormon friend of mine told me that if I take 20 stargates in a row in low security zones without getting killed, I'll find God, is this true? If not, can I get my money back?
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
Rhooka > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ uɪɐɓɐ ɥsɪuɐds ɓuɪʞɐəds əɹɐ ƿɐəɥ ʎɯ uɪ səɔɪoʌ əɥʇ
<Ehronn> omg Iran nuked Iceland! something about orethieves
Tyrus Tenebros > so? I can have my standings fall and still not have a bad sex status
Tyrus Tenebros > *sec
Tyrus Tenebros > *sec
Tyrus Tenebros > *sec
Tyrus Tenebros > *sec
<Maarud> yeah, I can't spell, leave me along =/
<wizzard66> how u today?
<Throdax> goo good
<Throdax> but sad
<Throdax> my wife thinks I look like david hasselhof :(
<wizzard66> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHA
<Throdax> goo good
<Throdax> but sad
<Throdax> my wife thinks I look like david hasselhof :(
<wizzard66> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHA
Azia Burgi > swiss customs are evil though
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Aegis Scout > ello Teyrala
Aegis Scout > /emote hugs her
Aegis Scout > havent seen u in a while
Teyrala > yeah, had stuff to do
Teyrala > btw, you do know I am male in rl, right?
Varnoka > hahaha
Varnoka > always good for a morning laugh is CAS
Marc Helier > I assume that everyone here is. It's funnier that way.
Teyrala > /emote laughs at aegis' discomfort
Jiao Ching > yes alway let female avatars initiate hugs
Aegis Scout > son..of a bitch
Jiao Ching > otherwise your in for humiliation
Aegis Scout > /emote hugs her
Aegis Scout > havent seen u in a while
Teyrala > yeah, had stuff to do
Teyrala > btw, you do know I am male in rl, right?
Varnoka > hahaha
Varnoka > always good for a morning laugh is CAS
Marc Helier > I assume that everyone here is. It's funnier that way.
Teyrala > /emote laughs at aegis' discomfort
Jiao Ching > yes alway let female avatars initiate hugs
Aegis Scout > son..of a bitch
Jiao Ching > otherwise your in for humiliation
sakana > HAHAHAHAHA...wait...thats my sister
Kel Cianan > Have you ever had snad in your vagina? It's no joking matter!
Joran Delta > i got sand on my penis from a being i na sandy vagina. does that count? 0_o
Intar Deig > lies
Intar Deig > you have never had your penis in a vagina
Brownow > Do I have to turn this fleet around and go home? :P
Joran Delta > i got sand on my penis from a being i na sandy vagina. does that count? 0_o
Intar Deig > lies
Intar Deig > you have never had your penis in a vagina
Brownow > Do I have to turn this fleet around and go home? :P