Zuju: Apparently there was a major incident on the Sydney metro line today. The conductor apparently had a bad day and had been hitting the drink. At the end of the line he opened the doors on both sides of the train and went out the wrong set and fell on the tracks. He landed across the third rail, but was a poor conductor and survived.
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
Curly Quote > we have logi, which is basically worthless against a destroyer gang, and we can't put out the damage needed to engage you effectively
Davlos > Dude, you tanked my Deimos with your logi
Curly Quote > and each thrasher can do 75% of your dps in a deimos
Davlos > I AM A REPUBLICAN STOP REFUTING ME WITH FACTS
Davlos > JESUS AMERICA FREEDOM
Curly Quote > agreed
Davlos > Dude, you tanked my Deimos with your logi
Curly Quote > and each thrasher can do 75% of your dps in a deimos
Davlos > I AM A REPUBLICAN STOP REFUTING ME WITH FACTS
Davlos > JESUS AMERICA FREEDOM
Curly Quote > agreed
Faxtarious > there used to be a skill that gave you a better chance of not being detected carrying ellegal substances in high sec<br>that skill still around?
NobodyHolme > not flying in highsec 5
NobodyHolme > not flying in highsec 5
Kimimaro Yoga: You changed into something inappropriate?
Quinn Oron: I could if you wanted me to.
Quinn Oron: Everything with tassels is at the drycleaners though.
Kimimaro Yoga: What's inappropriate about tassels?
Quinn Oron: Nothing, unattached.
Tristan Acoma: Tassles are such a hassle when you're looking for something facile
Quinn Oron: I could if you wanted me to.
Quinn Oron: Everything with tassels is at the drycleaners though.
Kimimaro Yoga: What's inappropriate about tassels?
Quinn Oron: Nothing, unattached.
Tristan Acoma: Tassles are such a hassle when you're looking for something facile
Ritsum > o7
Ritsum > How was the pub crawl?
Ceofore Aideron > there was some drinking involved
Ritsum > lol
Ceofore Aideron > a friend of m,ine insisted she bring me back to my apartment
Ceofore Aideron > which was like a 2 minute walk from the last bar
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > so I abused the opportunity and had her fetch me pajama pants and water
Ritsum > LMAO!
Ceofore Aideron > bitch even tucked me into bed but i waited till she left and then snuck to my computer to check my training qaueue
Ritsum > omg... priceless
Ceofore Aideron > i feel like a kid sneaking out on christmas morning to sdee the presents
Ceofore Aideron > i keep having thwsse moment where i think shes gonna walk back in and yell at me
Ceofore Aideron > so i think im pretty fucking drunk
Ceofore Aideron > and on a related note: being tucked in even as a grown person is somehow amazing., A+++ would be tucked in again
Ritsum > btw that all is going in my Bio so you dont forget what happened.
Ceofore Aideron > what do you mean
Ritsum > nothing lol
Ceofore Aideron > im confused
Ceofore Aideron > you dont even know her
Ceofore Aideron > wait... what.
Ceofore Aideron > the drunk. lets forget this happened.
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > lol
Ceofore Aideron > oh god being obliterated is a good time
Ritsum > lol I think you are in need of sleep
Ceofore Aideron > even thoujgh im a crumpling heap of a person now, i held up like a champ tongith even asgfterr everything this afternoon
Ceofore Aideron > i stood (and occasionally stumbled) tall
Ritsum > lol
Ritsum > We are very Proud of you!
Ceofore Aideron > but for real i'm pretty sure my bed is still warm and i keep panicking i'm going to be yelled at that its bed time
Ceofore Aideron > thanks, papa ritsum. it means alot.
Ceofore Aideron > so im off
Ceofore Aideron > good luck and good night
Ritsum > lol kk o7 Sweet dreams
Ritsum > How was the pub crawl?
Ceofore Aideron > there was some drinking involved
Ritsum > lol
Ceofore Aideron > a friend of m,ine insisted she bring me back to my apartment
Ceofore Aideron > which was like a 2 minute walk from the last bar
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > so I abused the opportunity and had her fetch me pajama pants and water
Ritsum > LMAO!
Ceofore Aideron > bitch even tucked me into bed but i waited till she left and then snuck to my computer to check my training qaueue
Ritsum > omg... priceless
Ceofore Aideron > i feel like a kid sneaking out on christmas morning to sdee the presents
Ceofore Aideron > i keep having thwsse moment where i think shes gonna walk back in and yell at me
Ceofore Aideron > so i think im pretty fucking drunk
Ceofore Aideron > and on a related note: being tucked in even as a grown person is somehow amazing., A+++ would be tucked in again
Ritsum > btw that all is going in my Bio so you dont forget what happened.
Ceofore Aideron > what do you mean
Ritsum > nothing lol
Ceofore Aideron > im confused
Ceofore Aideron > you dont even know her
Ceofore Aideron > wait... what.
Ceofore Aideron > the drunk. lets forget this happened.
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > lol
Ceofore Aideron > oh god being obliterated is a good time
Ritsum > lol I think you are in need of sleep
Ceofore Aideron > even thoujgh im a crumpling heap of a person now, i held up like a champ tongith even asgfterr everything this afternoon
Ceofore Aideron > i stood (and occasionally stumbled) tall
Ritsum > lol
Ritsum > We are very Proud of you!
Ceofore Aideron > but for real i'm pretty sure my bed is still warm and i keep panicking i'm going to be yelled at that its bed time
Ceofore Aideron > thanks, papa ritsum. it means alot.
Ceofore Aideron > so im off
Ceofore Aideron > good luck and good night
Ritsum > lol kk o7 Sweet dreams
Davlos > /emote breaks out his guitar and sings
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > They only come up to your knees
Davlos > Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please.
Stitcher > are you sure that song isn't about CCP Guard?
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > They only come up to your knees
Davlos > Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please.
Stitcher > are you sure that song isn't about CCP Guard?
Quinn Oron [prax]: FUCK. HICCUPS.
Quinn Oron [prax]: ALL. BLOODY. DAY.
Quinn Oron [prax]: I've tried all the home remedies.
Quinn Oron [prax]: Wikipedia even said inducing sneezing might help.
Quinn Oron [prax]: It didn't.
Quinn Oron [prax]: I was sneezing AND hiccuping for an entire fucking hour.
Quinn Oron [prax]: ALL. BLOODY. DAY.
Quinn Oron [prax]: I've tried all the home remedies.
Quinn Oron [prax]: Wikipedia even said inducing sneezing might help.
Quinn Oron [prax]: It didn't.
Quinn Oron [prax]: I was sneezing AND hiccuping for an entire fucking hour.
Phineas Freak > sry for typos, it's dark in my nerdcave
Flick1471 > i changed a sell order but fucked the price, and got an 8bil broker charge
Vdr > ya think its a bad sign when my 2 yr old can identify silo`s in space
Baenus > only if they beat up the housepet and/or other kids and when you ask why they say "noob needed ganking"
Baenus > only if they beat up the housepet and/or other kids and when you ask why they say "noob needed ganking"