Golakka > Send me 200m and i will tell you the secret of scamming 200m out of noobs.
Lodii > omg, rats spawned and I accidentally SHOT MY FULL CAN OF ORE....
Lodii > /emote cries
Lodii > /emote cries
Spicypixel > afternoon ladies
Xious > Spicy
Xious > I was wondering
Xious > Do you like bum bums?
Spicypixel > only a little, you?
Xious > Meh
Xious > I'm partial to a little bum bum
Spicypixel > ah right, with horseraddish?
Xious > Oh god no
Xious > I'm not a savage sir
Spicypixel > ah just me then
Xious > Apparently
Spicypixel > keep that between us though
Xious > Yeah no issues man
Xious > You know, we cool
Spicypixel > good times, wouldnt want something like that to get out
Xious > Would be a public disaster
Spicypixel > yeah maybe even a savage disaster
Conlin > fag time
Xious > Publically savage disaster
Spicypixel > oh shit, this is alliance chat
Spicypixel > :'(
Leviathan Tank > oshi
Spicypixel > guess its time to biomass
Xious > kthxbb
Xious > Spicy
Xious > I was wondering
Xious > Do you like bum bums?
Spicypixel > only a little, you?
Xious > Meh
Xious > I'm partial to a little bum bum
Spicypixel > ah right, with horseraddish?
Xious > Oh god no
Xious > I'm not a savage sir
Spicypixel > ah just me then
Xious > Apparently
Spicypixel > keep that between us though
Xious > Yeah no issues man
Xious > You know, we cool
Spicypixel > good times, wouldnt want something like that to get out
Xious > Would be a public disaster
Spicypixel > yeah maybe even a savage disaster
Conlin > fag time
Xious > Publically savage disaster
Spicypixel > oh shit, this is alliance chat
Spicypixel > :'(
Leviathan Tank > oshi
Spicypixel > guess its time to biomass
Xious > kthxbb
Vikarion > Give me your EvE stuff and you'll get laid?
Vikarion > Doesn't that imply something?
Vikarion > Actually, I wonder if that violates the Eula?
Vincent Pryce > it's not real MONEY trading per se
Vikarion > Exactly.
Vincent Pryce > gotta file a petition to CCP "I gave all my stuff this dude and he promised I would get laid... Sex was subpar, is this petionable?"
Vikarion > Doesn't that imply something?
Vikarion > Actually, I wonder if that violates the Eula?
Vincent Pryce > it's not real MONEY trading per se
Vikarion > Exactly.
Vincent Pryce > gotta file a petition to CCP "I gave all my stuff this dude and he promised I would get laid... Sex was subpar, is this petionable?"
Triksterism > I made a rail ranis. Makes me feel like I just effeminated some burly lumberjack or something
Triksterism > Feels so wrong
Triksterism > but have to try it
Triksterism > The ranis
Triksterism > not the lumberjack
Triksterism > Feels so wrong
Triksterism > but have to try it
Triksterism > The ranis
Triksterism > not the lumberjack
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Rory Monpensier > that cow hac gang incoming.. ~30 of em.. I estimate we need 3 draeks... whos with me ?
Nessaji > you have my axe
Yu Tiaohua > no thanks
Yu Tiaohua > don't think i'll need one
Nessaji > I meant rory has my axe, and I want it back, like yesterday
Nessaji > you have my axe
Yu Tiaohua > no thanks
Yu Tiaohua > don't think i'll need one
Nessaji > I meant rory has my axe, and I want it back, like yesterday
Killde > I find that if a covop decloaks in a safe, it's because he can't do shit to you and he just wants to wag his cock at finding you. A real covop would have a fleet warp to him and fuck you up first
Rimhawk > my overview has developed a highly annoying 'new feature'
Rimhawk > The first few seconds when I've jumped into a system, it shows entries for both the current AND previous system
LuckyStrike > headache?
Rimhawk > I said overview, not wife.
Rimhawk > The first few seconds when I've jumped into a system, it shows entries for both the current AND previous system
LuckyStrike > headache?
Rimhawk > I said overview, not wife.
<wizzard66> and im even in a good mood today.. wait till i have my period.. or even worse, till my wife has hers