Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Quinn Oron > Note to self: if you get your back waxed, wear a shirt on the way home or you'll stick to things.
Quinn Oron > Couldn't get out of my car for ten minutes.
Quinn Oron > Couldn't get out of my car for ten minutes.
DarkBloodRain > my best friend asked me where I am on MSN
DarkBloodRain > I said irjunen...
Emeric Jadgoth > *facepalm*
DarkBloodRain > I said irjunen...
Emeric Jadgoth > *facepalm*
Lazarus 2010 > lol, I should put Smuggler DNA on the market.
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
Marcus McTavish > lol it has 2kk sheilds
Justeen Thyme > wait.. only 2000?
Justeen Thyme > or 2 million..
Marcus McTavish > 2,000,000
Endymi Typhirr > "2kk" is the retarded way of corrupting the metric system we all know and love
Justeen Thyme > your gonna be there a while..
Marcus McTavish > for like 5 weeks
Justeen Thyme > ha. you'll run out of ammo..
Endymi Typhirr > 5 weeks? or 0.00084kk hours?
Justeen Thyme > wait.. only 2000?
Justeen Thyme > or 2 million..
Marcus McTavish > 2,000,000
Endymi Typhirr > "2kk" is the retarded way of corrupting the metric system we all know and love
Justeen Thyme > your gonna be there a while..
Marcus McTavish > for like 5 weeks
Justeen Thyme > ha. you'll run out of ammo..
Endymi Typhirr > 5 weeks? or 0.00084kk hours?
Le Sabre > I drempt I was in a pod and was in control of a Drake but during a mission I farted in the pod and couldnt get away from it I remember screaming 'I cant tank this' then I woke up
JeremyCrow > pirates here?
Lex Gabinia > Pirates in Eve are just a myth
Bariolage > A myth that shoots you in the face
Lex Gabinia > Pirates in Eve are just a myth
Bariolage > A myth that shoots you in the face
haav0c > my family just went mortal kombat over the last bottle of coke
TroLL542 > funny
haav0c > much
* haav0c sips the last coke.
TroLL542 > funny
haav0c > much
* haav0c sips the last coke.
Zolka Lando : Do these guys drop faction loot?
StonerPhReaK : No, but the players shooting them do.
StonerPhReaK : No, but the players shooting them do.
Nytoxias > I once flew 6 jumps to a destination to find out I didn't accept it. So I went back, accepted it, flew to the destination again and realised I forgot my cargo.
Captain Bringdown > still doesnt compare to what atrocities you commited with your rokh nyt
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh is not bad per se. It just needs a bit of work. >.>
Captain Bringdown > the hml version was a crime
Nytoxias > The Heavy Missile Launcher version was the MarauderRokh. 2 Salvagers, 2 Tractors and 4 Heavy Missile Launchers?
Captain Bringdown > yes
Captain Bringdown > and the magstab..
Captain Bringdown > /emote shudders
Nytoxias > Crime Against Rokhkind <- Link to the Rokh in question
Captain Bringdown > GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Raimundo Desilu > lolfit
Victyrael > :O
Captain Bringdown > no, he actually flew that..
Nytoxias > I actually flew that.
Nytoxias > Heavy Missile Launcher, Marauder Rokh with a Magnetic Field Stabilizer and cap stability.
Nytoxias > Reactions to it were mixed.
Jarek Haden > lol
Saesara > No they were pretty unanimous.
Jarek Haden > sounds like understatement
Captain Bringdown > what sae said
Nytoxias > C'mon! I'm sure you've seen worse!
Captain Bringdown > no, not really
Nytoxias > Hey! My MarauderRokh did it's job! It slaughtered those cruisers, tanked the battleship AND salvaged the previous battleship and battlecruiser wrecks!
Nytoxias > I need 26 LP to get an implant. This is the Kestrel story all over again. -_-
Saesara > Why bother, you'll probably just try and eat the implant, given that Rokh fit :P
Jarek Haden > or "plug it in" .. into his toaster
Saesara > Implants: Not a suppository.
Nytoxias > >.>
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh served valiantly and completed all assigned duties with grace and honour. LEAVE MARAUDERROKH ALONE!
Captain Bringdown > still doesnt compare to what atrocities you commited with your rokh nyt
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh is not bad per se. It just needs a bit of work. >.>
Captain Bringdown > the hml version was a crime
Nytoxias > The Heavy Missile Launcher version was the MarauderRokh. 2 Salvagers, 2 Tractors and 4 Heavy Missile Launchers?
Captain Bringdown > yes
Captain Bringdown > and the magstab..
Captain Bringdown > /emote shudders
Nytoxias > Crime Against Rokhkind <- Link to the Rokh in question
Captain Bringdown > GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Raimundo Desilu > lolfit
Victyrael > :O
Captain Bringdown > no, he actually flew that..
Nytoxias > I actually flew that.
Nytoxias > Heavy Missile Launcher, Marauder Rokh with a Magnetic Field Stabilizer and cap stability.
Nytoxias > Reactions to it were mixed.
Jarek Haden > lol
Saesara > No they were pretty unanimous.
Jarek Haden > sounds like understatement
Captain Bringdown > what sae said
Nytoxias > C'mon! I'm sure you've seen worse!
Captain Bringdown > no, not really
Nytoxias > Hey! My MarauderRokh did it's job! It slaughtered those cruisers, tanked the battleship AND salvaged the previous battleship and battlecruiser wrecks!
Nytoxias > I need 26 LP to get an implant. This is the Kestrel story all over again. -_-
Saesara > Why bother, you'll probably just try and eat the implant, given that Rokh fit :P
Jarek Haden > or "plug it in" .. into his toaster
Saesara > Implants: Not a suppository.
Nytoxias > >.>
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh served valiantly and completed all assigned duties with grace and honour. LEAVE MARAUDERROKH ALONE!