killfalcon> My bitterest moment to date is when I fired up the new Deus Ex game and realised that my computer is, in fact, one bad-ass piece of kit, and not as shit as Incarna makes it look.
Commander Godsmack > no really
Commander Godsmack > w
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > h
Commander Godsmack > e
Commander Godsmack > f
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > c
Gehrin Motosua > COMBO BREAKER
Commander Godsmack > k
Commander Godsmack > w
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > t
Commander Godsmack > h
Commander Godsmack > e
Commander Godsmack > f
Commander Godsmack > u
Commander Godsmack > c
Gehrin Motosua > COMBO BREAKER
Commander Godsmack > k
Palli: YOUR MOM IS AN AEON!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Marcathonas > omfg
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Ulien > sorry i got a bit of wife agro
IncinX > initiate ECM
Ulien > lol ya
Ulien > im trying
Ulien > I found though
Ulien > to be honest
Ulien > its better to just sit there and try to tank it
Ulien > until she runs outa ammo
IncinX > hahahaha
Ulien > if you try and hold her off she just gets more pissed
Xavier Banesword > gf-specific ecm costs $/cycle
IncinX > initiate ECM
Ulien > lol ya
Ulien > im trying
Ulien > I found though
Ulien > to be honest
Ulien > its better to just sit there and try to tank it
Ulien > until she runs outa ammo
IncinX > hahahaha
Ulien > if you try and hold her off she just gets more pissed
Xavier Banesword > gf-specific ecm costs $/cycle
FowlPlayChiken > fuck
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.
<Tank-CEO> why does multiple get 5 billion questions?
<Kurenin> BECAUSE
<Kurenin> MULTIPLE
<Kurenin> IS NOT A PERSON
<Tank-CEO> o
<Kurenin> it means multiple people have asked
<Tank-CEO> lol
<Kurenin> nubi
<Kurenin> BECAUSE
<Kurenin> MULTIPLE
<Kurenin> IS NOT A PERSON
<Tank-CEO> o
<Kurenin> it means multiple people have asked
<Tank-CEO> lol
<Kurenin> nubi
agentsmitty > hey verap
Verapamil > Hey guys, I'm at work atm so I will have to go if someone dials 911
agentsmitty > oh ok
agentsmitty > good to see your focusing on the job
Zak Kingsman > lol
Verapamil > lol
Verapamil > What do you want me to do? Sit in the rig and just wait for a 911 call
Zak Kingsman > 'ring' Son of a bitch can wait, I'm getting ganked here
Zak Kingsman > 'ring ring' "answers phone" wtf do you want? I"M FUCKING DYING HERE!! ... caller-- so am i...
Verapamil > LOL
agentsmitty > lol
Verapamil > Hey guys, I'm at work atm so I will have to go if someone dials 911
agentsmitty > oh ok
agentsmitty > good to see your focusing on the job
Zak Kingsman > lol
Verapamil > lol
Verapamil > What do you want me to do? Sit in the rig and just wait for a 911 call
Zak Kingsman > 'ring' Son of a bitch can wait, I'm getting ganked here
Zak Kingsman > 'ring ring' "answers phone" wtf do you want? I"M FUCKING DYING HERE!! ... caller-- so am i...
Verapamil > LOL
agentsmitty > lol
Theo Samaritan > Ultimately it doesn't matter
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.