Hardin > Hello
Scorpio Dantes > Greetings Mr. Hardin!
Hardin > How can I help you?
Hardin > Anarchist :p
Scorpio Dantes > I just need a moment of your time to alert you to an amzing new offer!
Hardin > Oh?
Scorpio Dantes > I am a purveyor of the finest erotic holoreels in the cluster! Can I interest you in a copy of GALLENTE GIRLS GONE WILD? http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8674/gggwyt6.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Or perhaps something a bit more exotic? BRUTOR UNCHAINED! http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7581/bunch2ve8.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Although I don't know your personal preference, you might also be interested in ALTAR BOYZ! http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9154/aboyz2rg9.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > No offense intended, if you do not prefer males.
Hardin > I am sorry but I have left sins of the flesh behind me
Hardin > I have been purged
Hardin > and am no longer tempted by Gallente wenches or Altar Boyz
Hardin > not that I was tempted by Altar Boyz in the first place
Scorpio Dantes > That's a pity, sir, a damned shame if I do say so myself! Everyone needs a few harmless vices!
Hardin > My joy in life now is in bringing ignorant heathens into the warm light of Amarrian wisdom
Scorpio Dantes > Well, if you change your mind, feel free to convo me any time! Thank you for your patience.
Hardin > Farewell anarchist
Scorpio Dantes > Bye bye!
Scorpio Dantes > Greetings Mr. Hardin!
Hardin > How can I help you?
Hardin > Anarchist :p
Scorpio Dantes > I just need a moment of your time to alert you to an amzing new offer!
Hardin > Oh?
Scorpio Dantes > I am a purveyor of the finest erotic holoreels in the cluster! Can I interest you in a copy of GALLENTE GIRLS GONE WILD? http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8674/gggwyt6.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Or perhaps something a bit more exotic? BRUTOR UNCHAINED! http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7581/bunch2ve8.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Although I don't know your personal preference, you might also be interested in ALTAR BOYZ! http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9154/aboyz2rg9.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > No offense intended, if you do not prefer males.
Hardin > I am sorry but I have left sins of the flesh behind me
Hardin > I have been purged
Hardin > and am no longer tempted by Gallente wenches or Altar Boyz
Hardin > not that I was tempted by Altar Boyz in the first place
Scorpio Dantes > That's a pity, sir, a damned shame if I do say so myself! Everyone needs a few harmless vices!
Hardin > My joy in life now is in bringing ignorant heathens into the warm light of Amarrian wisdom
Scorpio Dantes > Well, if you change your mind, feel free to convo me any time! Thank you for your patience.
Hardin > Farewell anarchist
Scorpio Dantes > Bye bye!
FowlPlayChiken > fuck
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1
DaedalusXP > oh cool there's this guy with a 8 billion isk bounty in a battleship at 220 km away from me
Gazzini > lol kill it
DaedalusXP > ill use my 4 150mm railguns on it
Gazzini > oh.
DaedalusXP > wtf
DaedalusXP > wtf
Gazzini > ?
DaedalusXP > this guy suddenly appeared near me
Gazzini > whoa
DaedalusXP > great he fekkin killed me
Gazzini > lol kill it
DaedalusXP > ill use my 4 150mm railguns on it
Gazzini > oh.
DaedalusXP > wtf
DaedalusXP > wtf
Gazzini > ?
DaedalusXP > this guy suddenly appeared near me
Gazzini > whoa
DaedalusXP > great he fekkin killed me
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.
Phron > you've been in the game 2 years and just getting a BC?
Cassiopeia West > They didn't have one I liked until recently
Cassiopeia West > They didn't have one I liked until recently
JenKrist > what is everyones ASL neways?
Verone > i'd be happy to answer this question too, but unfortunatley i'm also still yet to discover my true gender.
Verone > it has however been found that i posess both the full set of funtional, yet massively oversized male sexual organs as well as ovaries in my ass that secrete a frog spawn like substance into my feces.
Verone > have a lovely evening
Verone > i'd be happy to answer this question too, but unfortunatley i'm also still yet to discover my true gender.
Verone > it has however been found that i posess both the full set of funtional, yet massively oversized male sexual organs as well as ovaries in my ass that secrete a frog spawn like substance into my feces.
Verone > have a lovely evening
<Tank-CEO> why does multiple get 5 billion questions?
<Kurenin> BECAUSE
<Kurenin> MULTIPLE
<Kurenin> IS NOT A PERSON
<Tank-CEO> o
<Kurenin> it means multiple people have asked
<Tank-CEO> lol
<Kurenin> nubi
<Kurenin> BECAUSE
<Kurenin> MULTIPLE
<Kurenin> IS NOT A PERSON
<Tank-CEO> o
<Kurenin> it means multiple people have asked
<Tank-CEO> lol
<Kurenin> nubi
Theo Samaritan > Ultimately it doesn't matter
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
{DUST} Rannici > MY BALLS ITCH
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
Lucifer Fellblade > This is madness!
Dez Affinity > OUR DRONES SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN
Dez Affinity > UNLESS YOU HAVE 'SHIP OPAQUES THE SUN' OFF
Dez Affinity > THEN IT DOESNT WORK
Dez Affinity > OUR DRONES SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN
Dez Affinity > UNLESS YOU HAVE 'SHIP OPAQUES THE SUN' OFF
Dez Affinity > THEN IT DOESNT WORK