Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Tekki Sandan > i heard that vargo guy likes to stand over the mirror naked and stick his finger up his bum....
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Dirk Magnum > HAC, HIC, CS, or BS, us pirates will still be out there waiting to probe your ass.
Dirk Magnum > edit: that last part didn't sound right.
Dirk Magnum > edit again: but it's still true no matter how you interpret it. YARRRR!!
Dirk Magnum > edit: that last part didn't sound right.
Dirk Magnum > edit again: but it's still true no matter how you interpret it. YARRRR!!
The Crushah > sorry I had to leave guys
The Crushah > I see you guys took the carrier down
Mina Tsukiyama > yeah
Mina Tsukiyama > had to bring out the pew cannons
Mina Tsukiyama > then he dropped pretty fast
The Crushah > my daughter stood up in bed and shot puke across the room
The Crushah > actually it was pretty impressive
The Crushah > I see you guys took the carrier down
Mina Tsukiyama > yeah
Mina Tsukiyama > had to bring out the pew cannons
Mina Tsukiyama > then he dropped pretty fast
The Crushah > my daughter stood up in bed and shot puke across the room
The Crushah > actually it was pretty impressive
PMSing > ughh Gallente POS model is still screwed, it's sometimes horizontal, and sometimes flat =/
Aragote > so just like gallente women
Aragote > so just like gallente women
Endureth > few reds here
Villwrath > didnt the soviet union collapse like years ago, wtf is this crap?
Villwrath > didnt the soviet union collapse like years ago, wtf is this crap?
Justice Rebourne > never been to jita, is it a trade or mission hub or somthing?
SandWormJr > Trade hub.
Justice Rebourne > ahh
Cousin Balki > jita is the source of all lag that ever has been or will be
Cousin Balki > the alpha and omega if you will
DominX Kain > Jita is the cespit of caldari space!
SandWormJr > Jita is the Nexus of Everything You Never Wanted.
Torquil Noble > Center of the Universe...
Justice Rebourne > wow
DominX Kain > but u get a good deal there
Cousin Balki > yes, but what you save in isk, you lose in weeks trying to get back out
SandWormJr > Other than that it's a pretty unimportant place really.
SandWormJr > Trade hub.
Justice Rebourne > ahh
Cousin Balki > jita is the source of all lag that ever has been or will be
Cousin Balki > the alpha and omega if you will
DominX Kain > Jita is the cespit of caldari space!
SandWormJr > Jita is the Nexus of Everything You Never Wanted.
Torquil Noble > Center of the Universe...
Justice Rebourne > wow
DominX Kain > but u get a good deal there
Cousin Balki > yes, but what you save in isk, you lose in weeks trying to get back out
SandWormJr > Other than that it's a pretty unimportant place really.
Malicus Morivac > wondering if its a good idea to quest in a blackbird
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*
Khazorath > I'm starting to wonder if I have to single handedly invade Amarr and kick the emperess in her face to get the minmatar to like me
ISD TeaBiscuits > I would be totally ok with having sex with my agent before a mission!