Amy Homolak > my daughter's bofriend has been visiting once a week, my hand guns have never been so clean
Amy Homolak > every time he comes over i bring them out and clean them
Amy Homolak > i think it works, he brought my wife a rose on valentines
Amy Homolak > every time he comes over i bring them out and clean them
Amy Homolak > i think it works, he brought my wife a rose on valentines
Giinaa > I should shave my bikini line before my boyfriend gets here.
starsheep troopers > stay nude and he have not time to see your bikini:)
Giinaa > If I stay nude he'll see my forest.
starsheep troopers > i am not sure but where is pleasure if the women dont have a little forest?
Shadow XII > Fine line between 'topiary' and 'fur'
starsheep troopers > stay nude and he have not time to see your bikini:)
Giinaa > If I stay nude he'll see my forest.
starsheep troopers > i am not sure but where is pleasure if the women dont have a little forest?
Shadow XII > Fine line between 'topiary' and 'fur'
Lothros Andastar > In Soviet Russia, Minmatar Enslaves you!
Ethaet > I wouldn't mind having few amarr women as slaves
Ethaet > some of them look freaky but some (khanid) are hot
Sal Alo > amarr women like the big minmatar artillery
Lothris Andastar > i bet some gallente clever guy has cornered the market in amarr minmatar slave/bondage porn
Isorath > x rated holreels :p
Lothris Andastar > indeed
Lothris Andastar > thats why I picked gallente
Lothris Andastar > because they make uber pr0n
Ethaet > I wouldn't mind having few amarr women as slaves
Ethaet > some of them look freaky but some (khanid) are hot
Sal Alo > amarr women like the big minmatar artillery
Lothris Andastar > i bet some gallente clever guy has cornered the market in amarr minmatar slave/bondage porn
Isorath > x rated holreels :p
Lothris Andastar > indeed
Lothris Andastar > thats why I picked gallente
Lothris Andastar > because they make uber pr0n
Remmon > Weee!
Remmon > /emote huggles Xan
Xanath Fireheart > not while you're weeing... it'll go all over my trousers
Remmon > /emote huggles Xan
Xanath Fireheart > not while you're weeing... it'll go all over my trousers
An Anarchyyt > How did I read 270 Euros per month as 900 Euros per month?
PhoenixDawn > Inflational Vision?
PhoenixDawn > Seeing everything as bigger than it really is? It's a male condition, I've been told.
PhoenixDawn > Inflational Vision?
PhoenixDawn > Seeing everything as bigger than it really is? It's a male condition, I've been told.
Verone > k then, if we're having a 10min bio in this safe i'm afk
Verone > i got to take a monster shit
Verone > if anything happens, just shout really loud and i'll run back thru the house trailing faeces everywhere
Verone > i got to take a monster shit
Verone > if anything happens, just shout really loud and i'll run back thru the house trailing faeces everywhere
Viceroy: did i tell you about the time i downloaded the 5th book
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
BorisHotch > i lost my first apoc cos of trying out a smartbomb
BorisHotch > lost my second one cos of the wife
BorisHotch > she had an allergic reaction to a chinese takeway
BorisHotch > was hard to decide if i should dock from the mission before trying to revive her
BorisHotch > lost my second one cos of the wife
BorisHotch > she had an allergic reaction to a chinese takeway
BorisHotch > was hard to decide if i should dock from the mission before trying to revive her
<DAViiD> take the jump bridges mofo
<andro> i dunno how
<andro> im oldskool
<andro> i dunno how
<andro> im oldskool
The Stampede > its gone from "amusing" to "what the batshit" at the speed of a greased laserbeam