Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
Khellias> Fatwatai is right. It really is kind of disturbing just how efficiently the seven sins map to a profitable corporate model in EVE.
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
EXZODIER > no 1 in there right mind would run an empty hauler in 0.0
Lord Mountbatten > only the medically insane
Lord Mountbatten > hence my internet connection to my padded cell
Lord Mountbatten > **No more electric shocks, pllllleeeaseee!!!! I never stabbed him for fun! It was the voooiiicesss!! They told me to do it! Arggghh**
Lord Mountbatten > only the medically insane
Lord Mountbatten > hence my internet connection to my padded cell
Lord Mountbatten > **No more electric shocks, pllllleeeaseee!!!! I never stabbed him for fun! It was the voooiiicesss!! They told me to do it! Arggghh**
DANGEROUS > ROIR HOSTILE
Spam Up > STOP GETTING GANKED
Spam Up > YOU KNEW NOT TO ENGAGE
Desius > ...and many other hits from your favorite artists - just listen!
Spam Up > STOP GETTING GANKED
Spam Up > YOU KNEW NOT TO ENGAGE
Desius > ...and many other hits from your favorite artists - just listen!
GODFATHER > OMG
Erhard Weigel > omg what?
GODFATHER > i cant tell cause u would kiv
GODFATHER > kick me out of corp
Jaelithe DeJantera > promise we wont.. so do tell.
{a couple of minutes later}
Erhard Weigel > The suspense is killing me GF!
Jaelithe DeJantera > me too
Erhard Weigel > *shouting rhytmically "tell-tell-tell-tell-tell"
GODFATHER > i just realized that u have to activate low slot amor hardeners.......... after 2 years of eve....can u belive this
Jaelithe DeJantera > seriously....
Jaelithe DeJantera > actually it depends on the type gf.. some are automatic.
Erhard Weigel > Hahahahaha
GODFATHER > i pushed them but never reacted..long ago so i thought they are all passive...and i wonder why i keep loosing amarr ships
Erhard Weigel > omg what?
GODFATHER > i cant tell cause u would kiv
GODFATHER > kick me out of corp
Jaelithe DeJantera > promise we wont.. so do tell.
{a couple of minutes later}
Erhard Weigel > The suspense is killing me GF!
Jaelithe DeJantera > me too
Erhard Weigel > *shouting rhytmically "tell-tell-tell-tell-tell"
GODFATHER > i just realized that u have to activate low slot amor hardeners.......... after 2 years of eve....can u belive this
Jaelithe DeJantera > seriously....
Jaelithe DeJantera > actually it depends on the type gf.. some are automatic.
Erhard Weigel > Hahahahaha
GODFATHER > i pushed them but never reacted..long ago so i thought they are all passive...and i wonder why i keep loosing amarr ships
<OmberZombie> woot, 21 people have looked at my crappy blog this month already
<@Stavros> and i
<@Stavros> am not one of them
<@Stavros> OWNED
<@Stavros> YES
<@Stavros> AHAHAHA
<OmberZombie> ok...
* OmberZombie bows to the master of pwnage that is stav
<@Stavros> arise sir pwnedalot
* OmberZombie is now known as SirPwnedAlot
<SirPwnedAlot> my liege
<@Stavros> and i
<@Stavros> am not one of them
<@Stavros> OWNED
<@Stavros> YES
<@Stavros> AHAHAHA
<OmberZombie> ok...
* OmberZombie bows to the master of pwnage that is stav
<@Stavros> arise sir pwnedalot
* OmberZombie is now known as SirPwnedAlot
<SirPwnedAlot> my liege
Ryanaldo24 > LR asked howz ur carrier ginger?
Chaiden > Not so good
Chaiden > 2007.03.21 20:36:19 Notify You successfully salvage from the Gallente Carrier Wreck.
Chaiden > Not so good
Chaiden > 2007.03.21 20:36:19 Notify You successfully salvage from the Gallente Carrier Wreck.
Bran Tslamary > OKay I think I need to get sleep, I just sold stuff to myself.