Virtuozzo > ALIGN PEOPLE - KEEP DOUBLE LICKING LIKE A MAD MAN TO ALIGN - IT IS VITAL
Azia Burgi > hello
Azia Burgi > only logged in because i can't sleep
Azia Burgi > and guess what?
Azia Burgi > i'm suddenly very sleepy
Azia Burgi > i should have tried this 3 hours ago instead of reading that shit book
Azia Burgi > afk, sleep
Azia Burgi > only logged in because i can't sleep
Azia Burgi > and guess what?
Azia Burgi > i'm suddenly very sleepy
Azia Burgi > i should have tried this 3 hours ago instead of reading that shit book
Azia Burgi > afk, sleep
Damarkin > fast afk
Damarkin > back
RichardBlack > !! that was speedy
RichardBlack > afk even faster than damarkin!!!!!
Damarkin > just walked 20 feet for a new drinkie
Damarkin > never!
Damarkin > tic toc
Damarkin > failed
RichardBlack > bk
RichardBlack > damnit
RichardBlack > w/e i kicked you ass in speed
RichardBlack > 1 min 3 secs
RichardBlack > u were clearly 1 min 5 seconds :P
Thundertmf > i sat cloaked at a gate on watch once i had to take a dump so bad by the time i got relieved i crapped at the speed of light, was the fastest dump i ever took, it was one of them "BLOOP" ones
El Mauru > you sir, are scary:-P
Damarkin > got a killmail from the toilet eh
Thundertmf > thought i was gonna explode
Damarkin > back
RichardBlack > !! that was speedy
RichardBlack > afk even faster than damarkin!!!!!
Damarkin > just walked 20 feet for a new drinkie
Damarkin > never!
Damarkin > tic toc
Damarkin > failed
RichardBlack > bk
RichardBlack > damnit
RichardBlack > w/e i kicked you ass in speed
RichardBlack > 1 min 3 secs
RichardBlack > u were clearly 1 min 5 seconds :P
Thundertmf > i sat cloaked at a gate on watch once i had to take a dump so bad by the time i got relieved i crapped at the speed of light, was the fastest dump i ever took, it was one of them "BLOOP" ones
El Mauru > you sir, are scary:-P
Damarkin > got a killmail from the toilet eh
Thundertmf > thought i was gonna explode
Herschel Yamamoto > HAMs get 2250 m/s base
Dr Knockers > HAMS?
Tiirae > pigs
Tiirae > it shoots pigs, man
Celias Qel'Anastar > i like ham
Tiirae > we're talking real HOGS, man
Herschel Yamamoto > i thought that was the 1400mm artillery
Herschel Yamamoto > what, you think they fired shells from those? lol
Herschel Yamamoto > "Fatten 'em up, boys! Too much windage!"
Dr Knockers > HAMS?
Tiirae > pigs
Tiirae > it shoots pigs, man
Celias Qel'Anastar > i like ham
Tiirae > we're talking real HOGS, man
Herschel Yamamoto > i thought that was the 1400mm artillery
Herschel Yamamoto > what, you think they fired shells from those? lol
Herschel Yamamoto > "Fatten 'em up, boys! Too much windage!"
teppum > kool i mine in a apoc at the mo
Dubh Sidhe > yay
teppum > do u mine
Dubh Sidhe > yep
teppum > wot ship do u mine in
Dubh Sidhe > retriever
teppum > kool is that a barge
Dubh Sidhe > yeppers... will have Hulk in 17 days
teppum > yh thats kool
teppum > wot r u going to do 2 day
Dubh Sidhe > mine... and buy you a dictionary
teppum > wot is the dictionary for
Dubh Sidhe > so you can look up the correct spelling for words...
teppum > y wots rong with my spelling
Dubh Sidhe > nvm....
teppum > lol kk
Dubh Sidhe > if you can't figure it out, a dictionary not gunna do much good, now is it?
teppum > not really
Dubh Sidhe > yay
teppum > do u mine
Dubh Sidhe > yep
teppum > wot ship do u mine in
Dubh Sidhe > retriever
teppum > kool is that a barge
Dubh Sidhe > yeppers... will have Hulk in 17 days
teppum > yh thats kool
teppum > wot r u going to do 2 day
Dubh Sidhe > mine... and buy you a dictionary
teppum > wot is the dictionary for
Dubh Sidhe > so you can look up the correct spelling for words...
teppum > y wots rong with my spelling
Dubh Sidhe > nvm....
teppum > lol kk
Dubh Sidhe > if you can't figure it out, a dictionary not gunna do much good, now is it?
teppum > not really
Jamow Beck > I sorta feel like the game is shaking my hand vigorously, picking my wallet and peeing on my leg
Jamow Beck > Still more fun than WoW
Jamow Beck > Still more fun than WoW
Taldian Ravenstone > CCP should just admit defeat and give the Cormorant a salvage bonus. Its worthless as anything else.
Taldian Ravenstone > you people are psychotic
Recusor > id say sociopathic
Jon Engel > or bored as hell.
Recusor > id say sociopathic
Jon Engel > or bored as hell.
QTab > I think oposable thumbs is prolly where it all went wrong
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
Nicholas Barker > some guy called my girlfriend a whore so i made him go outside
Nicholas Barker > that's about it
Nicholas Barker > oh, and some guy called def leppard shit
Nicholas Barker > so i punched him
Nicholas Barker > that's about it
Nicholas Barker > oh, and some guy called def leppard shit
Nicholas Barker > so i punched him