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Diddy > Hey guys, I can't stick around because my wife's water just broke. But I have to update my skill queue first.
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Arachidamia > There is a fifth dimension, beyond that known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, It is an area which we Matari call falloff.
<+Asestorian> who the fuck is CaptObvious?
<CaptObvious|BlackBerry> I'm CaptObvious
<Kayosoni> no shit
Monev> Sometimes i think of putting my eve corps on my Resume.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
Ha'Uler > I love it when people ask me to translate stuff into German
Ha'Uler > because I never say what they want
Ha'Uler > friend of mine ganked a German newbie in lowsec
Ha'Uler > felt kinda bad about it and wanted to explain why and how he did it
Ha'Uler > I made him say "your tears, they are so sweet"
Celestra Doxaila > hmm, so in greek mythology, Thanatos is the son of Nyx and Erebus
Celestra Doxaila > guess they were right to make the Nyx a "Mother" ship
Celestra Doxaila > eh, get it?
...
Celestra Doxaila > ew, it also says that Nyx and Erebus were brother and sister
Celestra Doxaila > guess thats why Thanatos is a bit lopsided
Farlander > I'm glad my gf is a gamer cause otherwise I would never touch a booby
kris1000 > i lost my alt's impel today :(
On Edge > :(
On Edge > where was it the last time you saw it?
Sarmaul > the definition of having a bad day: trashing the same skill book 3 fucking times instead of training it
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