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Diddy > Hey guys, I can't stick around because my wife's water just broke. But I have to update my skill queue first.
DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
Ciarente > And the cap lasts 59 seconds, which is roughly twice as long as the tank lasts, so you could say it's a cap stable fit. For all intents and purposes.
Monev> Sometimes i think of putting my eve corps on my Resume.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
Khellias> Fatwatai is right. It really is kind of disturbing just how efficiently the seven sins map to a profitable corporate model in EVE.
< stoat> amarr takes a lot of skillpoints to be effective, since you'll
need to train another race
High Sierra > fuck
High Sierra > I just glued my arm to the table
High Sierra > I would say afk but I'm kinda stuck
Evil Edna > you tit
Brocknar Leetel > My kids were alone the whole weekend and they didn't steal my beer, i'm getting nervous about them....
Greymalkin Gillion > lol
Greymalkin Gillion > You should see a doctor about that
Brocknar Leetel > True
That's not healthy.... Unless they don't like beer (I don't)
Zatras > swed kids didnt steal beer wooooooow newer heard that happend
Brocknar Leetel > They do like beer, but they are so well mannered.
Brocknar Leetel > I have failed totally, my wife has won :-(
Shikaku > hmmm just managed to make a nine tail whip out of licoriqe ropes
Tobias Lee > sweet and kinky eh?
Shikaku > yep^^
Shikaku > /emote cracks whip
Shikaku > get to work!!
...
Shikaku > damn couldnt resist
Shikaku > i ate my whip
Shikaku > a slavedriver without a whip : /
Tobias Lee > afk
Shikaku > you see? as soon as i loose the whip they start taking breaks, whats next? a union?
Labrys Echilon > what does it mean when someone is flashing red.. did they just steal all my ore?
Ammillia Dragous > yep
Eridus > where?
Labrys Echilon > cus it went somwhere
Tirol > just an ambulance ship, get out of the way
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