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Nicholiai > whats the most common item sold in jita?
Kalidorius > bullshit
Kilashandra > how gay is this??? 22:28:14 Notify You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so.
Icenfuel > haha, what?
Kilashandra > there is a bad man inside my ship "touching" my ammo
superscarface > hahaha aquillar
superscarface > my corpmates has the funniest problem
superscarface > he lost some fighter drones due to lag a month or so back
superscarface > so the GM re-imburses them into his cargohold
superscarface > ..... his battleships cargohold
superscarface > fighters = 1010827402835x the size of a bs cargobay
superscarface > turns out you can't 1.) warp 2.) move 3.) do anything at all with an overfilled cargohold
superscarface > hahah he is stuck in space in a battleship with 100mil of fighters onboard
superscarface > in 0.0
superscarface > funniest thing ever
Condiment > hi princess beefcurtains
Princess Beefcurtains > hi2u
Condiment > is your name a mataphor?
Princess Beefcurtains > are you ketchup?
Terry Nova > Something I've been wondering...do skill timers still count down if you're offline?
TheKnife > yes
TheKnife > Otherwise it would suck
Terry Nova > I didn't think they would...
Terry Nova > Hmm...
MrShooter > they do
Terry Nova > Well that's kickass! I can actually exit EVE now!
MrShooter > wtf
MrShooter > you mean
MrShooter > you have been online
MrShooter > 23/7
MrShooter > to train skills?
Terry Nova > For five days. Yes sir.
MrShooter > 0_0

High Sierra > i have a woman
Kerixi > hourly basis and weekend rates don't count.
ASIV TRE > congrats u got a pump too?
Tennotsukai > you know kidnapping is illegal....
Kerixi > ooo 3 way strike...booyaaaa
High Sierra > you know for a minute there I thought I might get some congrats
High Sierra > but noooooooooooooooooooooo
Tennotsukai > lol
Redd Sectoray > I hate having to talk to all these n00bs to see if they're interested in joining though. You should be able to fly up to them, web 'em, and then right-click and select "Have n00b join corp". :)))
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol
Cyclops43 > Yes, but that is only 1mn force. The 550% is the max. What you actually get is dependent on the mass of your ship contral the thrusting force.
* Neckfat was never any good at geography
Stephen Dedalus > o.O
Cyclops43 > This is physics ..... ;-)
Neckfat > see
bryndal36 > that's bout 150mil isk up in flames
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
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