Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lady Caissa > did ccp change their name to ctd?
Dianabolic > if I catch u in a mining barge
Dianabolic > I'm going to pod u
Dianabolic > so do it secretly :p
Dianabolic > I'm going to pod u
Dianabolic > so do it secretly :p
Martyr 01 > afternoon guys
Montolio > Hey
Rover Vitesse > hi bud
Martyr 01 > just wondering....
Martyr 01 > if you're moving at the speed of light....
Martyr 01 > ...and try to make a cup of tea....
Martyr 01 > ....will the kettle ever come to the boil? ;)
Rover Vitesse > well, at the speed of light mass is infinite
Rover Vitesse > soo
Rover Vitesse > take some chocolate biscuits
Martyr 01 > so no then lol
Martyr 01 > lol
Rover Vitesse > (hobnobs are good)
Rover Vitesse > who gives a fuck about your weight??
Martyr 01 > hmm...imagines a hand with infinite mass trying to lift and bite into a hobnob of infinite mass lol
Rover Vitesse > thats pretty far out
Martyr 01 > that's be one poor frustrated soul
Martyr 01 > *that'd
Rover Vitesse > and no cup of tea
Martyr 01 > aye :((
Rover Vitesse > however...consider a Fairy Cake
Martyr 01 > aaah yes
Martyr 01 > ...but at the speed of light that would have infinite gayness ;P
Montolio > Hey
Rover Vitesse > hi bud
Martyr 01 > just wondering....
Martyr 01 > if you're moving at the speed of light....
Martyr 01 > ...and try to make a cup of tea....
Martyr 01 > ....will the kettle ever come to the boil? ;)
Rover Vitesse > well, at the speed of light mass is infinite
Rover Vitesse > soo
Rover Vitesse > take some chocolate biscuits
Martyr 01 > so no then lol
Martyr 01 > lol
Rover Vitesse > (hobnobs are good)
Rover Vitesse > who gives a fuck about your weight??
Martyr 01 > hmm...imagines a hand with infinite mass trying to lift and bite into a hobnob of infinite mass lol
Rover Vitesse > thats pretty far out
Martyr 01 > that's be one poor frustrated soul
Martyr 01 > *that'd
Rover Vitesse > and no cup of tea
Martyr 01 > aye :((
Rover Vitesse > however...consider a Fairy Cake
Martyr 01 > aaah yes
Martyr 01 > ...but at the speed of light that would have infinite gayness ;P
Kerushi > better watchout or i`ll come after u with my club and drag u into my cave for a keirbbq :o
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
Dimitry > El Sid, then bring a friend
Azia Burgi > what system are you in sid?
El Sid > Are they effective?
Azia Burgi > friends?
Azia Burgi > yes
Azia Burgi > what system are you in sid?
El Sid > Are they effective?
Azia Burgi > friends?
Azia Burgi > yes
Atandros > Well, comrade, for the good of the proletariat and of yourself I strongly advise, nay, urge you to deposit all your minerals in the factory input hangar.
Coeleth > Okay
Coeleth > I have some livestock too, and homeless. Can they go in there too?
Atandros > They will make fine leather padding.
Coeleth > Quality interiors
Coeleth > I like it. :D
Coeleth > No cheap plastic panelling for JF. Beechwood and leather throughout.
Atandros > The fitting may be ghetto, but the decor is bling bling
Atandros > Absolutely
Coeleth > Okay
Coeleth > I have some livestock too, and homeless. Can they go in there too?
Atandros > They will make fine leather padding.
Coeleth > Quality interiors
Coeleth > I like it. :D
Coeleth > No cheap plastic panelling for JF. Beechwood and leather throughout.
Atandros > The fitting may be ghetto, but the decor is bling bling
Atandros > Absolutely
Sarmaul > also, is there anyone online who can give me my read-only roles back as I'm a wee bit drunk and hit the wrong button a few too many times :/
Lord Savage > Damn, i tried to start a "donate drunken isk cause he went afk to get head from this not really good looking girl who has been semi-stalking him for 3 years so he decided to let her blow him, but he was undocked and lost his raven to VC" fund, but it didnt work :(
Katsumoto > i think caught in the cat is illegal
Katsumoto > act*
Katsumoto > lmao what a typo
Katsumoto > act*
Katsumoto > lmao what a typo