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TornSoul > and for the record - regex = evil ;)
SmallBrain > it is
SmallBrain > it really is
TornSoul > you can make them.. and then 1 month later you have no idea what its supposed to do ;)
SmallBrain > its like Perl: it can do everything, but nobody understands why
TornSoul > ^^
SmallBrain > pretty much like Minmatar ships :P
WNxWolfy > We can make this into fifty shades of space
Nosenhojh > im in
HardinSalvor > black, blacker, more black....
Nosenhojh > his majestic captainly cock protruded from his trousers, curving gently sideways as though asking my intentions
WNxWolfy > All 12 of her nipples stood out briskly
Nosenhojh > i reached out timidly at first, then with unrestrained lust
HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
HardinSalvor > and this is the first thing they read in ally chat
Nosenhojh > rubbing my hands back and forth around the shaft
Nosenhojh > trying desperately to tear the skin off
Nosenhojh > hardin moaned in pleasure
HardinSalvor > no, I moaned because the skin is starting to peel :'(
WNxWolfy > Progod slowly put his mouth on the hard organ
Kazim Scumling > [10:26:56] HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
Kazim Scumling > Yep
Nosenhojh > and sticky love lava erupted from his member, temporarily gluing me to the command console
<FrozenFox> So you know what I work as, right
<KGB> No
<FrozenFox> I work as a server, busboy and everything at a local restaurant
<FrozenFox> But I feel like a stripper, because I have more than thirty singles stuffed in my wallet right now
<Kite> Oh god no
<Kite> The mental image of Frozen as a stripper
<Kite> No
<Kite> No
<Kite> My mind is just filled with this deafening unholy scream of sheer terror and agony
<Andreus> I didn't know you listened to Bjork
Peter Delasangre > Are you a spy alt?
nota spyalt > clearly not
nota spyalt > *wink*
Peter Delasangre > Ah, Okay.
Peter Delasangre > Carry on then
-> -#evol- if u wanna were sucking orids in pahsanananshhsnahsnahi
<StevieTops> what's an orid
<wizzard66> big balls of nimerals
SirNine: just eh about eve ATM
Tristan Acoma: B...but they're going to buff the thorax!
Tristan Acoma: And if anything should get you excited about eve, it's a buffed thorax.
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
"In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
iNfeck7ed > You cannot leave VFK-IV yet because of instability in the space-time continuum. Please try again in a moment.
iNfeck7ed > what the hell does this mean?
Issachiar > You're so gay a black hole has formed
Tsann [prax]: That terrible feeling when you see 0 ships in your hangar, doublecheck you're in Homesystem, doublecheck you're on the ships tab.
Tsann [prax]: A spiraling instant of WTF
Tsann [prax]: And then you realize you have an errant ' ' in your filter.
Damsel in Distress > someone stole his sweetroll, apparently
Matthew97 > Did kruul touch your sweetrolls to? :P
Damsel in Distress > Yes :D
Matthew97 > Did you scream "yes, yes" out loud as well?
Damsel in Distress > actually yes - how do you know that?
Matthew97 > I heard it while I was shooting the damn station!
Damsel in Distress > oopsie :o
Matthew97 > And you were still screaming in my damn Cargo Hold :@
Damsel in Distress > it wasn't Kruul??? Omg...
Matthew97 > It stinks and is extremly sticky nao :(
Damsel in Distress > hmm - the janitor is sexy too - it's all fine then :)
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