[AGONY]Dior: We don't need a diplomat, we need people that can say fuck off with authority.
MaleViolent > the national debt has risen an average of 1.65 billion dollars a day
MystoPete > Sounds like US needs to run missions to support it's PvP habit
MystoPete > Sounds like US needs to run missions to support it's PvP habit
Khellias> One does not simply... Jump into Jita. There is lag there which does not sleep.
Gastroc Nemius > DID THEY CHANGE THE JB PASSWORDS ?
Gastroc Nemius > opps sos about caps
Gastroc Nemius > i think i found the problem :-)
Gastroc Nemius > opps sos about caps
Gastroc Nemius > i think i found the problem :-)
Nikea Tiber > "we regret the recetn loss of your ship. Here is a new rookie ship; enclosed is a gratiuity gift of tritanium"
Nikea Tiber > translatoin
Nikea Tiber > "here is your noobmobile. sorry, we didn't have time to sweep it out for you"
Nikea Tiber > translatoin
Nikea Tiber > "here is your noobmobile. sorry, we didn't have time to sweep it out for you"
Marcel Rhodes > damn connection
Marcel Rhodes > ever since I got back from uni it's been on and off like an epileptic with a lightswitch
Andreask14 > you have a keen sense for metaphors marcel
Marcel Rhodes > I'm like a weasel in a paper shirt in that respect
Marcel Rhodes > ever since I got back from uni it's been on and off like an epileptic with a lightswitch
Andreask14 > you have a keen sense for metaphors marcel
Marcel Rhodes > I'm like a weasel in a paper shirt in that respect
HuntrKillr > shadow you're watching too much TV
Shadow XII > Maybe you dont watch enough.;
HuntrKillr > prefer to stick with reality
Shadow XII > You realise you said that on an MMO chatroom, right?
Shadow XII > Maybe you dont watch enough.;
HuntrKillr > prefer to stick with reality
Shadow XII > You realise you said that on an MMO chatroom, right?
<Rilder> We need some Muslims to hijack a plane and fly it peacfully into its destination airport
<HellGremlin> Man, that'd throw everyone off guard.
<HellGremlin> "INFIDEL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE SUPREME, WE SEEK LANDING CLEARANCE!"
<HellGremlin> Man, that'd throw everyone off guard.
<HellGremlin> "INFIDEL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE SUPREME, WE SEEK LANDING CLEARANCE!"
<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<Jilnor> rank 12 skills suck
<AlexH> ...but they suck very, very slowly
<AlexH> ...but they suck very, very slowly