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ApophisXP > HMS-WTPWNMOBILE....... get a name that suits it
ApophisXP > H.M.S.S. StabbedUpWhore
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
Timothy McKenzie > well have found pounding cock
Mortimus > what. the. fuck?
Timothy McKenzie > well that didn't come out right
Timothy McKenzie > CCK
Timothy McKenzie > everyone calls them cock
Danks > what's the good word today?
Lighty > LAG :(
Danks > that's not a good word :(
PKlavins > lol no we wont bblllarrrgg already got today's domi spawn
LegilGalad > dam him
PKlavins > we cant afford to build a dam, sry
Lurks Amarr > I was just out of cap
ArcticRain > Told you not to use Duracell
Shikaku > /emote pokes kayne
Kayne Darklight > /emote pokes shika
Shikaku > aw crap that plan backfired : /
Cerberal > hey neat
Cerberal > tons of augorors
Cerberal > not a ship i see often
Cerberal > wait a second
Cerberal > ....is that all tier 1 cruisers?
Saeric Heinlein > whats funnier than 7 babies nailed to a tree?
Infelicity > 'nite all. either the sodomy references or baby jokes remind me i have something to do.
Saeric Heinlein > ...
Herrmann Vietzich > ...
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