* Farcaster attempts to cram a 1400 on a rifter
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
spambunker > Girlfriend: Why do you like that game so much?
spambunker > Me: Because it only ignores me 1 hour a day.
spambunker > Door: Slam!
spambunker > Me: Because it only ignores me 1 hour a day.
spambunker > Door: Slam!
Ortos > shield or armor tank for my mission-machariel? can't decide...both are viable options, it seems
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
Heard on TS after LV titan killed 215 goon ships in one shot, leading to 215 wrecks: "Congratulations, you can now build 1 rig!"
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are blue, hybrids are red, I will shoot you, until you are dead.
ELECTR0FREAK > oh snap
ELECTR0FREAK > i got that backwards
ELECTR0FREAK > :(
ELECTR0FREAK > hybrids are blue, lasers are red. silly me
Kammeron > ....
Kammeron > my hybrid shots are purple =P
ELECTR0FREAK > pfffftt
ELECTR0FREAK > nothing rhymes with purple noob
ELECTR0FREAK > load different ammo.
Kammeron > you mean silver and orange?
Kammeron > pew pew?
ELECTR0FREAK > tell me what rhymes with purple.
Kammeron > *thinks*
Kammeron > *thinks harder* =
Kammeron > rapel!
Kammeron > pupal!
Kammeron > *points at eye* that pupal and the student pupal
Kammeron > cant spell
ELECTR0FREAK > pupil?
ELECTR0FREAK > doesnt rhyme with purple
Kammeron > YEAH!
Kammeron > it does too!
ELECTR0FREAK > pfft
ELECTR0FREAK > its a bad rhyme
ELECTR0FREAK > fine
Kammeron > =P
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are red, kams hybrids are purple, i'm gonna shoot you, right in your pupil.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats terrible.
Kammeron > THATS AWSOME!
ELECTR0FREAK > no. no its not.
Kammeron > Sig material RIGHT THERE!
Kammeron > you will be imoortalized
ELECTR0FREAK > O_o
ELECTR0FREAK > i hate you, you hate me, i did your mom, now it hurts when I pee.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats better.
Kammeron > LMFAO
ELECTR0FREAK > thats sig worthy.
ELECTR0FREAK > oh snap
ELECTR0FREAK > i got that backwards
ELECTR0FREAK > :(
ELECTR0FREAK > hybrids are blue, lasers are red. silly me
Kammeron > ....
Kammeron > my hybrid shots are purple =P
ELECTR0FREAK > pfffftt
ELECTR0FREAK > nothing rhymes with purple noob
ELECTR0FREAK > load different ammo.
Kammeron > you mean silver and orange?
Kammeron > pew pew?
ELECTR0FREAK > tell me what rhymes with purple.
Kammeron > *thinks*
Kammeron > *thinks harder* =
Kammeron > rapel!
Kammeron > pupal!
Kammeron > *points at eye* that pupal and the student pupal
Kammeron > cant spell
ELECTR0FREAK > pupil?
ELECTR0FREAK > doesnt rhyme with purple
Kammeron > YEAH!
Kammeron > it does too!
ELECTR0FREAK > pfft
ELECTR0FREAK > its a bad rhyme
ELECTR0FREAK > fine
Kammeron > =P
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are red, kams hybrids are purple, i'm gonna shoot you, right in your pupil.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats terrible.
Kammeron > THATS AWSOME!
ELECTR0FREAK > no. no its not.
Kammeron > Sig material RIGHT THERE!
Kammeron > you will be imoortalized
ELECTR0FREAK > O_o
ELECTR0FREAK > i hate you, you hate me, i did your mom, now it hurts when I pee.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats better.
Kammeron > LMFAO
ELECTR0FREAK > thats sig worthy.
Devilish Ledoux > that's the dumbest idea I've heard all day
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
sugarXsugar > what race frigates are the best for PvP?
Garic Cavvar > depends how u uses them
Garic Cavvar > there is no "best" at anything in eve
sugarXsugar > anyway
sugarXsugar > for a "nublet" like me, what race frig would you suggest
Garic Cavvar > what do ur weapon and tanking skills best suit
sugarXsugar > running and hiding
Garic Cavvar > depends how u uses them
Garic Cavvar > there is no "best" at anything in eve
sugarXsugar > anyway
sugarXsugar > for a "nublet" like me, what race frig would you suggest
Garic Cavvar > what do ur weapon and tanking skills best suit
sugarXsugar > running and hiding
Kehmor > kayo you have an 11 year old sister?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Leet Al > i farted on my hand and then sniffed it and my hand smells like fart
anister > do you think that would work here in the U.K?
Leet Al > try it man
Kriva Fajriika > the level of inteligence (already very low) in this channel, just dropped, by a lot
GeneralNukeEm > lol
Leet Al > durrr
Leet Al > o/
anister > hmmm
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 87/100" by anister.
Kriva Fajriika > its a lot lower than that :P
anister > well, we gotta give it room to lower
GeneralNukeEm > you're off by a magnitude of 10
RtoZ > 100 is a reference
RtoZ > id say 100=3IQ
RtoZ > maybe 4
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
anister > there
RtoZ > woah
anister > but zeph just said something kinda clever
RtoZ > someone must have bought one of my implants
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 78/100" by anister.
RtoZ > ...
RtoZ > balls
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
Leet Al > I bought a typhoon o/
RtoZ > :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 03/100" by anister.
anister > do you think that would work here in the U.K?
Leet Al > try it man
Kriva Fajriika > the level of inteligence (already very low) in this channel, just dropped, by a lot
GeneralNukeEm > lol
Leet Al > durrr
Leet Al > o/
anister > hmmm
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 87/100" by anister.
Kriva Fajriika > its a lot lower than that :P
anister > well, we gotta give it room to lower
GeneralNukeEm > you're off by a magnitude of 10
RtoZ > 100 is a reference
RtoZ > id say 100=3IQ
RtoZ > maybe 4
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
anister > there
RtoZ > woah
anister > but zeph just said something kinda clever
RtoZ > someone must have bought one of my implants
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 78/100" by anister.
RtoZ > ...
RtoZ > balls
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
Leet Al > I bought a typhoon o/
RtoZ > :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 03/100" by anister.
Ceti > spent two weeks in my industrial ship fucked out of my mind on mindflood. i thought i was a planet at one stage. when i came out of it i realised i had been orbiting a sentry gun for nearly two weeks