<Jadrut> why do rp'ers have such a high opiniong of themselves?
<Kurenin> cause they roleplay arrogant arseholes
<Kurenin> cause they roleplay arrogant arseholes
<Stavros> wow
<Stavros> we have teh rhaegar
<Stavros> :P
<Stavros> u know
<Stavros> i think i should get a hostmask
<Stavros> ;/
<Stavros> dont u think so rhaegar
<Stavros> PLSPSLPSLPSLSPL
<Rhaegar> wah, sorry wasi ngame :P
<Rhaegar> a hostmask you say
<Stavros> yes
<Stavros> possibly
<Stavros> stavros@m0o.owns.u.com
<Stavros> or something equally sexual
<Stavros> -_-
<Dirus> or m0o.owns.us :P
<Stavros> yes
<Stavros> that is good as well
<Dirus> EvilBunny@Fur.of.all.Evil :)
<moocifer> nothing with 'us' in it x(
<Rhaegar> do a whois on Stav
<moocifer> X'D
<Dirus> hahahaha
<[BH]Virrago> Address: asdas@biggest.nub.in.the.world.ever.omg.pwnd
<[BH]Virrago> :S
<Stavros> HAX :/
<Stavros> we have teh rhaegar
<Stavros> :P
<Stavros> u know
<Stavros> i think i should get a hostmask
<Stavros> ;/
<Stavros> dont u think so rhaegar
<Stavros> PLSPSLPSLPSLSPL
<Rhaegar> wah, sorry wasi ngame :P
<Rhaegar> a hostmask you say
<Stavros> yes
<Stavros> possibly
<Stavros> stavros@m0o.owns.u.com
<Stavros> or something equally sexual
<Stavros> -_-
<Dirus> or m0o.owns.us :P
<Stavros> yes
<Stavros> that is good as well
<Dirus> EvilBunny@Fur.of.all.Evil :)
<moocifer> nothing with 'us' in it x(
<Rhaegar> do a whois on Stav
<moocifer> X'D
<Dirus> hahahaha
<[BH]Virrago> Address: asdas@biggest.nub.in.the.world.ever.omg.pwnd
<[BH]Virrago> :S
<Stavros> HAX :/
SigTheMark > i thought this was a friendly game
Katrina Oniseki > jump cloned down to 98q once
Katrina Oniseki > was like 6am
Katrina Oniseki > nobody online in corp
Katrina Oniseki > just me and kyonko in local
Katrina Oniseki > then i see talking in local chat, like the middle of a conversation, and I just got there
Katrina Oniseki > hard smacktalk, so I know its not to me
Katrina Oniseki > kyonko isn't in station
Katrina Oniseki > i figure she must have had a pvp fight or something and just podded a dude
Katrina Oniseki > so i undock in a talos to go help out, warp around some
Katrina Oniseki > finally find kyonko in belt 2 shittalking an asteroid
Katrina Oniseki > was like 6am
Katrina Oniseki > nobody online in corp
Katrina Oniseki > just me and kyonko in local
Katrina Oniseki > then i see talking in local chat, like the middle of a conversation, and I just got there
Katrina Oniseki > hard smacktalk, so I know its not to me
Katrina Oniseki > kyonko isn't in station
Katrina Oniseki > i figure she must have had a pvp fight or something and just podded a dude
Katrina Oniseki > so i undock in a talos to go help out, warp around some
Katrina Oniseki > finally find kyonko in belt 2 shittalking an asteroid
Serai Nephtys > Why can't CCP ever do something cool without there being a dog turd on the other shoe?
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
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Hylandeer > I'll have what he is having
stykyt > a stroke?
Hylandeer > I'll have what he is having
stykyt > a stroke?
<cougem> hey Tiven, do you like updoc?
<Tiven> whats updoc...
<cougem> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<nowhereman> holy shit he fell for that
<Tiven> omg you guys
<Tiven> ??????????
<Tiven> STOP IT
<Tiven> IM CONFUSED
<Dems> a classic case of the updoc
<Tiven> whats updoc?/
<trashguy> LOOOOORF
<cougem> Tiven, you do like updoc?
<Tiven> seirously
<trashguy> updoc
<trashguy> i sthe shit
<Tiven> let me google that thing...
<Tiven> whats updoc...
<cougem> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<nowhereman> holy shit he fell for that
<Tiven> omg you guys
<Tiven> ??????????
<Tiven> STOP IT
<Tiven> IM CONFUSED
<Dems> a classic case of the updoc
<Tiven> whats updoc?/
<trashguy> LOOOOORF
<cougem> Tiven, you do like updoc?
<Tiven> seirously
<trashguy> updoc
<trashguy> i sthe shit
<Tiven> let me google that thing...
Kuolzar > My gf is 200 km away =(
Tenu Chobyn > warp to her
Tenu Chobyn > warp to her
Scien Mayes > whats red flashing mean in the overview... I'm scared
Capt Schooner > it means we're losing a deflector shield
Capt Schooner > now strap in for the jump to lightspeed
Capt Schooner > Chewy lock in the stabilizers
Capt Schooner > it means we're losing a deflector shield
Capt Schooner > now strap in for the jump to lightspeed
Capt Schooner > Chewy lock in the stabilizers