*Corvynus randomly sticks his finger in Marcus Vi's ear
Dragy > why not mine =P ?
Dragy > i'm the phoenix !
Dragy > after all =P
*Corvynus looks oddly at Dragy and sticks his finger hesitantly into Dragy's ear
Dragy > KABOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragy > i'm reborn !
* Illastra ponders...
Dragy > why not mine =P ?
Dragy > i'm the phoenix !
Dragy > after all =P
*Corvynus looks oddly at Dragy and sticks his finger hesitantly into Dragy's ear
Dragy > KABOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragy > i'm reborn !
* Illastra ponders...
Azirapheal > RA still got n- up the arse
Azirapheal > some gangers need to log on and need to know if they are going to get assfucked
Azirapheal > sorry, ill rephrase that, some charming chaps that were defending our realm and got blobbed out, would like to get back into geminate and kill some. does anyone know if red alliance still have n- by the short and curlies, please reply ASAP
Azirapheal > some gangers need to log on and need to know if they are going to get assfucked
Azirapheal > sorry, ill rephrase that, some charming chaps that were defending our realm and got blobbed out, would like to get back into geminate and kill some. does anyone know if red alliance still have n- by the short and curlies, please reply ASAP
Virtuozzo> and you guys still have not seeded an exotic dancer bpo, I have to ship severeal thousand each month just to keep folks happy in their ships during pos warfare
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
<Oneiromancer> We are sorry!
<Virtuozzo> it's a real probem you know
<Evelgrivion> Oneiromancer! how could you!
<Virtuozzo> I have folks getting all weird and then 9 months later I have all these weird new noob characters showing up in alliance channel
<Evelgrivion> Leaving us without exotic dancer BPOs?
<Evelgrivion> How horrid
<samsa> No slave BPO either :/
<Virtuozzo> Can't you jsut seed the BPO for exotic dancers, and make the required materials something like some npc bio trade good and two corpses?
<samsa> :D
<Evelgrivion> rofl
<Evelgrivion> thatd be hilarious
<Oneiromancer> Two corpses...?
<Oneiromancer> Why not one?
<Virtuozzo> well
<Virtuozzo> you need dna from two people
<Evelgrivion> Because theres not enough breast in one
<Oneiromancer> Zombie exotic dancers ftw
<Virtuozzo> or you'd be cloning
<Virtuozzo> and according to the storyline cloning is restriced technology feasible only for living tissue
<Evelgrivion> Two bodies should have enough "living tissue"
<Evelgrivion> Those corpses stay fresh forever
<Virtuozzo> so, you need two corpses, since youcan't make it require two living pilots who then get recycled. Either that or all exotic dancers have to be cloned from a master copy of Xyliana.
<Evelgrivion> Theres no denying it men
<Evelgrivion> We'd love you forever if you did it CCP
<Oneiromancer> You're just saying that
Evelgrivion> I dont think mothers should be investing time in this game either.
<Virtuozzo> every mother should train her children for dreadnaughts
<Virtuozzo> every mother should train her children for dreadnaughts
Dev Corland > "God's Fist is inviting you to start a conversation" o_O
Kmoki > Protect your bum, Dev...
Kmoki > Protect your bum, Dev...
Davion Vrynn > I have to pee
Davion Vrynn > I also have lots of incoming fire
Davion Vrynn > Decisions, decisions....
Deathglow > just make a contract for it
Dangermouse DM > you have a cup beside the computer?
Davion Vrynn > make a contract for the bathrooom?
Konsaki Dagna > ROFL
Davion Vrynn > I'm not pissing in a cup
Konsaki Dagna > Set up a delivery for the bathroom?
Talaris EveningStar > Bottle?
Antares Herric > PIss in a jar
Davion Vrynn > No - the bathroom is too close to my computer for that
Antares Herric > or maybe on a large sponge
Davion Vrynn > that would just be sad
Konsaki Dagna > take the computer with you?
Davion Vrynn > Desktop
Davion Vrynn > Not a laptop
Antares Herric > USE MACROS LOL
Talaris EveningStar > Your point?
Konsaki Dagna > set up the computer in the bathroom!
Antares Herric > Put your back into it!
Davion Vrynn > lmao
Dangermouse DM > seriously you aren't even trying
Davion Vrynn > Alright, just switched targets
Davion Vrynn > Gonna make a dash for it
Konsaki Dagna > You're loosing rep points here, Dav...
Davion Vrynn > I also have lots of incoming fire
Davion Vrynn > Decisions, decisions....
Deathglow > just make a contract for it
Dangermouse DM > you have a cup beside the computer?
Davion Vrynn > make a contract for the bathrooom?
Konsaki Dagna > ROFL
Davion Vrynn > I'm not pissing in a cup
Konsaki Dagna > Set up a delivery for the bathroom?
Talaris EveningStar > Bottle?
Antares Herric > PIss in a jar
Davion Vrynn > No - the bathroom is too close to my computer for that
Antares Herric > or maybe on a large sponge
Davion Vrynn > that would just be sad
Konsaki Dagna > take the computer with you?
Davion Vrynn > Desktop
Davion Vrynn > Not a laptop
Antares Herric > USE MACROS LOL
Talaris EveningStar > Your point?
Konsaki Dagna > set up the computer in the bathroom!
Antares Herric > Put your back into it!
Davion Vrynn > lmao
Dangermouse DM > seriously you aren't even trying
Davion Vrynn > Alright, just switched targets
Davion Vrynn > Gonna make a dash for it
Konsaki Dagna > You're loosing rep points here, Dav...
Dez Affinity > anyway gonna go pwn on some other game
Dan Affliction > what
Dan Affliction > got supreme commander yet ?
mirel yirrin > No
mirel yirrin > Dez is off to play the My Little Pony MMO
mirel yirrin > he plays a LvL 49 Blue Sparkle Pony WarMage
mirel yirrin > with a lvl 57 subjob as a Bard
mirel yirrin > -_-
Shewa > lol
Dan Affliction > what
Dan Affliction > got supreme commander yet ?
mirel yirrin > No
mirel yirrin > Dez is off to play the My Little Pony MMO
mirel yirrin > he plays a LvL 49 Blue Sparkle Pony WarMage
mirel yirrin > with a lvl 57 subjob as a Bard
mirel yirrin > -_-
Shewa > lol
colonel vorn > you didn't leave me any wrecks! Only empty ones!
Kaddrel > salvage it then!
colonel vorn > how do you do that? blow it up?
Kaddrel > salvage it then!
colonel vorn > how do you do that? blow it up?
Azia Burgi > so what is everyone up to this evening?
DjiLiya > playing Eve
DjiLiya > you?
Azia Burgi > same
DjiLiya > nice :)
DjiLiya > playing Eve
DjiLiya > you?
Azia Burgi > same
DjiLiya > nice :)
Uran: Scythus, you have just opened Pandora's box.
Scythus Aratan: oh shit
Scythus Aratan: it took ages to close that
Scythus Aratan: oh shit
Scythus Aratan: it took ages to close that