Yeneferr > im a hot, horny, 18 year old girl, i like dancing and sex :) wanna go mining with me? x
ZebedeeUK: Running a Goon built exe on my PC doesn't sound dangerous at all :tinfoil:
Baixao Meiyi > oh fuck i just broke a glass bottle on my floor D:
Korinne > at least you didnt break it on your rectum
Meili Leng Shuijing > BOY IS THAT A PAIN IN THE ASS
Korinne > at least you didnt break it on your rectum
Meili Leng Shuijing > BOY IS THAT A PAIN IN THE ASS
Kast Agnet > Your comp is fine. Your client is.......... like the rest of us unfortunately. As stable as Charlie Sheen in a chinese whorehouse on free coke day.
You know you play EVE too much when...
♦You make a life-size pod out of snow
♦You walk by two police officers and go – OMG! OFFICER SPAWN!!
♦You think all females are in fact men
♦You buy assorted color condoms because you want to mix damage types
♦You make a life-size pod out of snow
♦You walk by two police officers and go – OMG! OFFICER SPAWN!!
♦You think all females are in fact men
♦You buy assorted color condoms because you want to mix damage types
Onyxalia La'fiette > i see failsauce leaking from your ship buddy....might wanna get that checked...
Waylon Torque > one time i came home from the store, heard a terrible noise from downstairs, which stopped before i had time to run down to check... turns out the machine had moved itself out almost 2 yards from the wall and unplugged itself from the socket
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
Par'Gellen > i have about as much use for PvP as a shark has for doorknobs
Blutreiter > fuck you and your pos shields
Blutreiter > next time i bounce because of you i will pee somewhere inside your pod
Mercuryst > lol
Mercuryst > relax blue
Blutreiter > thats what i intend to do
Blutreiter > like i said
Blutreiter > revenge is a dish best served with unclenched bladder muscles
Blutreiter > next time i bounce because of you i will pee somewhere inside your pod
Mercuryst > lol
Mercuryst > relax blue
Blutreiter > thats what i intend to do
Blutreiter > like i said
Blutreiter > revenge is a dish best served with unclenched bladder muscles
Ishta Maleto > /emote flicks online, she looks tired, a cigarette in her mouth.
Stitcher > ...aren't you dead?
Ishta Maleto > Dunno, I'm in the Federation.
Stitcher > same thing.
Stitcher > ...aren't you dead?
Ishta Maleto > Dunno, I'm in the Federation.
Stitcher > same thing.