Snack Rabbit > can one of you guys probe
Snack Rabbit > I left my probing subsystem
Solara Hawk > i couldnt probe my way outta a paper bag with both ends open....
Snack Rabbit > I left my probing subsystem
Solara Hawk > i couldnt probe my way outta a paper bag with both ends open....
Scott Ryder > My toaster will be my ticket to the evil side when the time comes
hyperlife > you plan on having sexual relations with your toaster dont you...
hyperlife > you plan on having sexual relations with your toaster dont you...
Kast Agnet > Your comp is fine. Your client is.......... like the rest of us unfortunately. As stable as Charlie Sheen in a chinese whorehouse on free coke day.
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Gella Darru > a corp mate said he would go out mining fuel for our POS the other day, then i watched the killtracker and he had taken out a BS and smartbombed 5 ice miners and taken their loot with an alt
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Bacchanalian > when someone put down a TCU in some random system in Delve or something for April Fools last year, we had an epic shitstorm of "what the fuck is this sov shit" in alliance mail
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
* Sandeep is taking continuous AOE damage
Par'Gellen > well stop that
Par'Gellen > you'll go blind
evantheterrible > lol
evantheterrible > thats not true
Par'Gellen > i'm over here evan
Par'Gellen > well stop that
Par'Gellen > you'll go blind
evantheterrible > lol
evantheterrible > thats not true
Par'Gellen > i'm over here evan
Spatula King > EVERYONE SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELF.
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
heretycs: No problem man, we all derp at times.
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kesper North: Ask not how your country can derp for you, ask how you can derp for your country.
Kesper North: I, for one, could derp for my country in the special olympics
Kiba Lutrova > what helps you lock on faster
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines
Illusive Wolf > Methamphetamines