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WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
Moelevolent > everybody knows nobody who's married has sex
Chaz Chaz > yes because the wedding cake reduces sex drive by 90%
Aran Makor > The womans sex drive is reduced by 90%
Chaz Chaz > true true
Aran Makor > which thereby increases the man's by 90%
Aran Makor > Its a faction wedding cake.
Valarianna > Oh god
Valarianna > That's awful!
Chaz Chaz > you have been playing way tooooo long
Aran Makor > lmfao
Aran Makor > I float in space, and think about stupid shit alot
Tarminic > I think that calling that a "valid" solution is a stretch so extreme it warps space-time.
Yimmoto > I once saw the Easter Bunny on grid @ 1.65 AU
Yimmoto > /emote ate mushrooms that night tho
Kronic Offender > my keyboard looks like I've been eating directly off of it
* Mindstar (jamesw@staff.ccpgames.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Ulviirala> huh?
<Ulviirala> Mindstar (jamesw@staff.ccpgames.com)
<Ulviirala> mindstar is jamesw?
<Lurks> yes
<Ulviirala> bitch
<LaVista> No kidding
<LaVista> You didn't know? :P
<Ulviirala> No bitching, I didn't
<Lurks> thats why he cant play as jamesw no more
<Ulviirala> yea, he's so fucking cute
<Lurks> hence no more DOMInation vids
<Ulviirala> I'd go gay
<Lurks> pfft gay
<Lurks> go Bi
<Ulviirala> ghey
<Lurks> best of both worlds
<Ulviirala> best of jamesw
<Lurks> although I love his email addy
<Lurks> come to think of it...
<Ulviirala> gay@staff.ccpgames.com?
Requiem Jofama > Guns dont kill people..
Requiem Jofama > ..Lag kills people
Nallycz Labrat > I've always wondered how movies overseas worked...
Nadarius Chrome > They shine a bright light through them while they roll them from one spool to another, then point the light at a big white area on the wall.

<%Jokull> damn I fuxxed up now :( was trying to lock a bloody apoc in my pilgrim and was locking and locking and locking but couldnt get a bloody lock :( then realised I was cloaked and apoc warped away
StrangeR > Pfft. Real men go straigt to Rorquals
Katara Puddlejump > hahaha
Katara Puddlejump > real man dont play computer games, they hunt, and make voilent love to multiple women
Katara Puddlejump > im sat here all ill, in a pink blanket with my girlfriends heart shaped hot water bottle on my lap... hardly a picture of masculinity ^_^
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