Laycosya > damn jus found a scorpion in my apartment
Touron > cool can u fly it :)
Malfunctionv2 > battleship?
SeverusSnape > can you fly it?
Malfunctionv2 > :p
Laycosya > no its dead now
Malfunctionv2 > :(
Touron > cool can u fly it :)
Malfunctionv2 > battleship?
SeverusSnape > can you fly it?
Malfunctionv2 > :p
Laycosya > no its dead now
Malfunctionv2 > :(
Homo Erectus > hi van danger
Van Danger > yo
Homo Erectus > would you like some slausage
Van Danger > lol im straight, thanks though
Homo Erectus > which one of you pa guys was trying to initiate cyber sex with me the other night
Homo Erectus > i was limp then but im poppin viagra like skittles today
Darth Maul > 0.o
EveJunkie > careful man, too many of those and your knob will explode
Homo Erectus > what? guys aren't supposed to have periods?
Van Danger > yo
Homo Erectus > would you like some slausage
Van Danger > lol im straight, thanks though
Homo Erectus > which one of you pa guys was trying to initiate cyber sex with me the other night
Homo Erectus > i was limp then but im poppin viagra like skittles today
Darth Maul > 0.o
EveJunkie > careful man, too many of those and your knob will explode
Homo Erectus > what? guys aren't supposed to have periods?
<|AFDT|Solwolf> Kurenin is in Xan? wowl
<[Xan]Hawk> ;)
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> kurenin r nub :(
<Dreadnought> yeah we figured we needed a nub
<[Xan]Hawk> ;)
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> but
<|AFDT|mim> kurenin r nub :(
<Dreadnought> yeah we figured we needed a nub
Yuhe Hepimeki > I wonder if "Made in Derelik" is Cal-Amarr "Made in China"?
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Derelik == "Made in Taiwan by highly skilled but low paid workers with a deep pride."
Made in Providence == "HOLY FUCK GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES."
Makkal Hanaya > lol
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Metropolis == "... I already have a roll of tape and some paperclips."
Johlie > dontforget the wd-40
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Khanid == "If DED asks, you have no idea where you got this."
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Derelik == "Made in Taiwan by highly skilled but low paid workers with a deep pride."
Made in Providence == "HOLY FUCK GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES."
Makkal Hanaya > lol
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Metropolis == "... I already have a roll of tape and some paperclips."
Johlie > dontforget the wd-40
Tatiana Yazria > Made in Khanid == "If DED asks, you have no idea where you got this."
Korenchkin > what does overheating ecm do?
Chunky Lafunga > makes the jam go over the edge of the toast
Chunky Lafunga > makes the jam go over the edge of the toast
<&usagit> ALL SKILLZ MUST BE LEVELZ FIVE OR ABOVE!
<&usagit> You never know when that extra 3% will end up meaning the difference between you
dying to a 45 man blob and you dying to a 44 man blob.
<&usagit> You never know when that extra 3% will end up meaning the difference between you
dying to a 45 man blob and you dying to a 44 man blob.
Planktal > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
BeanBagKing > Some guy in Help just mentioned that his grandad died
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?
Siren no Orakio> I hunger.
Siren no Orakio> FOR SOULS!
Khellias> I am afraid you may be disappointed by the quality of the modern soul, sir. Can we interest you in a high-grade petroleum-derived soul substitute? Laboratory testing shows it's practically harmless.
Siren no Orakio> FOR SOULS!
Khellias> I am afraid you may be disappointed by the quality of the modern soul, sir. Can we interest you in a high-grade petroleum-derived soul substitute? Laboratory testing shows it's practically harmless.
pouskitchour > i think i will do a petition for this lag
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog