Planktal > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
BeanBagKing > Some guy in Help just mentioned that his grandad died
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?
BeanBagKing > First thing I thought of was "did he remember to upgrade his clone?"
BeanBagKing > am I going to hell?
Djana Libra > i otta make a list of ships and modules i need n then let my wife play for a day, she likes shopping a lot more than me
Skirge > FUCK
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
Siren no Orakio> I hunger.
Siren no Orakio> FOR SOULS!
Khellias> I am afraid you may be disappointed by the quality of the modern soul, sir. Can we interest you in a high-grade petroleum-derived soul substitute? Laboratory testing shows it's practically harmless.
Siren no Orakio> FOR SOULS!
Khellias> I am afraid you may be disappointed by the quality of the modern soul, sir. Can we interest you in a high-grade petroleum-derived soul substitute? Laboratory testing shows it's practically harmless.
pouskitchour > i think i will do a petition for this lag
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog
Dragos Vlad > Welcome to EVE
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
Barkon Clavain > man, am i the only one who'd have to try REALLY hard not to look excited if the zombie apocolypse actually happened??
Unkkle Fester > dude, i've been working out how to turn the local shopping mall into a fortress since i was 15
Unkkle Fester > dude, i've been working out how to turn the local shopping mall into a fortress since i was 15
<Yvonne_S> there's no safe spot in eve
<coeathalvega> yes there is
<coeathalvega> *docks*
<Angie> Yvonne_S
<Angie> eee
<Yvonne_S> ok there's no safe spot in space in eve? (besides at pos)
<coeathalvega> *cloaks*
<Yvonne_S> bitch
<coeathalvega> yes there is
<coeathalvega> *docks*
<Angie> Yvonne_S
<Angie> eee
<Yvonne_S> ok there's no safe spot in space in eve? (besides at pos)
<coeathalvega> *cloaks*
<Yvonne_S> bitch
ArmaggedonPSA > go then illa
ArmaggedonPSA > give derinik a hand
ArmaggedonPSA > job
ArmaggedonPSA > >.>
Illastra > I might
Illastra > ...
Illastra > fuck :(
ArmaggedonPSA > give derinik a hand
ArmaggedonPSA > job
ArmaggedonPSA > >.>
Illastra > I might
Illastra > ...
Illastra > fuck :(