Dust Angel > i wish my shit glowed in the dark
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Tripped Gaijin > lol bought isk got blasted by pirates then demands money for getting pirated LOL god loves noobs
Alexis Nightwish > Could one call that tuition for the School of Hard Knocks?
Alexis Nightwish > Could one call that tuition for the School of Hard Knocks?
Virtuozzo > yes, but bob's ego is huge, so 10 bob goes above the 600 man jump limit in a system
Rutoo > hmm i got a parking ticket and it's not signed
H3L1X > park the ship inside the ship maintenance array nex time ;)
H3L1X > park the ship inside the ship maintenance array nex time ;)
Shelene > are u alone?
Shelene > are u scared
Springul > are you spamming?
Shelene > are u scared
Springul > are you spamming?
TehONe > anyone want to mine with me?
Xrak > Erm
Xrak > RKK is that way --->
Xrak > Erm
Xrak > RKK is that way --->
Princess Beefcurtains > you know they brought out flavoured love lube recently right? for rim love
Princess Beefcurtains > now when someone says a girl's got a sweet ass, they might be right
Princess Beefcurtains > now when someone says a girl's got a sweet ass, they might be right
Iyanah > will the owner of teh obelisk in parking lot A please remove their vehicle before CONCORD is forced to tow it :P
Cygnet Lythanea > Some things that would be common sense are avoided just because the game designers don't want them, and then make statements that in the far future people are too dumb to think up things like, oh, putting flack guns on thier battleships....
Phat Hoe > they need to fix 0.0 mechanics and shit
Xyclaw > it is working as intended
Phat Hoe > cause they fucked it all up with POS'
Cygnet Lythanea > I think that there are a great many things that need fixing, like the magical ability to shoot through allies without hurting them.
Phat Hoe > they need to fix 0.0 mechanics and shit
Xyclaw > it is working as intended
Phat Hoe > cause they fucked it all up with POS'
Cygnet Lythanea > I think that there are a great many things that need fixing, like the magical ability to shoot through allies without hurting them.
Istian Goss > tell you what Keri why don't you just buy christmas presents for us all :)
Azia Burgi > lol
Keri Brooks > Istian you male or female? :)
Istian Goss > male
Azia Burgi > i'll be cheap and just ask for a GTC or a CNR
Keri Brooks > then no present for you!
Azia Burgi > rofl
Istian Goss > ok female then :)
Azia Burgi > lmao
Keri Brooks > K.. i'll buy you a russian groom
Azia Burgi > lol
Keri Brooks > Istian you male or female? :)
Istian Goss > male
Azia Burgi > i'll be cheap and just ask for a GTC or a CNR
Keri Brooks > then no present for you!
Azia Burgi > rofl
Istian Goss > ok female then :)
Azia Burgi > lmao
Keri Brooks > K.. i'll buy you a russian groom