Kravotir > guys give me a solution, I said I love you to my gf (to get sexual favours) and now she says I'm the one.... had to find her yesterday because she was crying and drunk in the middle of London with her friends saying she didn't know love could hurt so
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Ace Customer > My missiles keep demanding a cofee break, it takes 10 sec to load, blah blah.
mollymaguire > must have long ass hair lol
mollymaguire > wait....
Needsleep000 > eww
mollymaguire > wait....
Needsleep000 > eww
Valarianna > have you shot your rifle?
Dondo Yonderboy > this .50? no
Valarianna > why not shoot it?
Dondo Yonderboy > i've not been attacked by dinosaurs yet
Dondo Yonderboy > this .50? no
Valarianna > why not shoot it?
Dondo Yonderboy > i've not been attacked by dinosaurs yet
Reachok > par, how much longer for your skill?
Par'Gellen > i have a skill?
Par'Gellen > oh i actually changed my mind
chero > you have a mind?
chero > :)
Par'Gellen > i have a skill?
Par'Gellen > oh i actually changed my mind
chero > you have a mind?
chero > :)
Kevnok > cotton picking ass licking man titty suger filled fuck tart
Kretin > they your best qualities or another attempt at an insult
Kretin > they your best qualities or another attempt at an insult
Jesus Sideous > hey im here to sell my junk and then tomorrow im jumpcloning back is that ok
Icarileo > only if u give it all to me 8)
Constantine Arcanum > NO!
Constantine Arcanum > IN FACT I'M FUCKING FURIOUS!
Constantine Arcanum > THIS INTERFERES WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF SHIP SPINNING
Constantine Arcanum > YOU WILL PAY.
Icarileo > only if u give it all to me 8)
Constantine Arcanum > NO!
Constantine Arcanum > IN FACT I'M FUCKING FURIOUS!
Constantine Arcanum > THIS INTERFERES WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF SHIP SPINNING
Constantine Arcanum > YOU WILL PAY.
Esparian > hehe been gone that long game wants me to do tutorial
Aquillar > holy shit advisories still going
Aquillar > this is messed
Aquillar > I haven\'t seen this happen in a long time
Lauralanthalas Winter > heh
Alex1600T > :-)
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > you know i wish CCP did like WoW did where they had the neutral guards ofthe town getdrunk once in awhile and not\'guard the town\' against ganks
Alex1600T > wtf with all the traffic advisory too :/ database FSCK
Aquillar > lack of FSCK...file system checks prevent this :P
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > aw fuck theyre even shutting down wormholes
Screaming Blade > i just thought i was drunk and seeing random messages
Aquillar > what? where? how?
Aquillar > oh I see
Aquillar > jesus christ
Alex1600T > they shouldnt need to do FSCK the run journalled file systems on SOLID STATE arrays :PP
Aquillar > it\'s sad now, when I see this happen I recognize most system names
Alex1600T > *tech* oops i just unplugged all of catch region!
Alex1600T > *other tech* SHIT HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Aquillar > there goes jita
Aquillar > now everything should fix itself
* Screaming Blade throws a bag of dogshit at a deskfan in CCP\'s office *
Alex1600T > *tech calls for tech support* <please reboot your machine and your router if it still dont work call back>
Alex1600T > hmm:/
Alex1600T > big fuck up
Screaming Blade > ima get a blackbird for gatecamps, anyone think thats a good investment?
Aquillar > not right now it\'s not
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > its a gang ship
Aquillar > wait for some stations and stargates and even some wormholes to open back up first
Aquillar > this is messed
Aquillar > I haven\'t seen this happen in a long time
Lauralanthalas Winter > heh
Alex1600T > :-)
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > you know i wish CCP did like WoW did where they had the neutral guards ofthe town getdrunk once in awhile and not\'guard the town\' against ganks
Alex1600T > wtf with all the traffic advisory too :/ database FSCK
Aquillar > lack of FSCK...file system checks prevent this :P
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > aw fuck theyre even shutting down wormholes
Screaming Blade > i just thought i was drunk and seeing random messages
Aquillar > what? where? how?
Aquillar > oh I see
Aquillar > jesus christ
Alex1600T > they shouldnt need to do FSCK the run journalled file systems on SOLID STATE arrays :PP
Aquillar > it\'s sad now, when I see this happen I recognize most system names
Alex1600T > *tech* oops i just unplugged all of catch region!
Alex1600T > *other tech* SHIT HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Aquillar > there goes jita
Aquillar > now everything should fix itself
* Screaming Blade throws a bag of dogshit at a deskfan in CCP\'s office *
Alex1600T > *tech calls for tech support* <please reboot your machine and your router if it still dont work call back>
Alex1600T > hmm:/
Alex1600T > big fuck up
Screaming Blade > ima get a blackbird for gatecamps, anyone think thats a good investment?
Aquillar > not right now it\'s not
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > its a gang ship
Aquillar > wait for some stations and stargates and even some wormholes to open back up first
Cerberal > so i just woke up after having a dream of riding naked on a horses back through an entire neighborhood
Cerberal > that was like the best dream ever.
Cerberal > that was like the best dream ever.