Valrandir > so I was playing C&C tonight when I got a call on my cell
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Naughtious > I don't realy want to talk about my oldbad habits, in a missioning channel
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
Goatanna > skrae, what was the name of the expansion that made drones retarded?
Skraelingz > all of them?
Skraelingz > all of them?
Elizabeth Joanne > so called Real Life is merely a deadspace dungeon with a lot more grinding and less lag
Owin Forsyth > real life can be put on hold, but missions expire
Theo Samaritan > i just realised something
Theo Samaritan > how fucked up would it be if CERN ended up basically being like black mesa?
Theo Samaritan > get your crowbars fuckers
LuigiThirty > I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A BLACK HOLE
LuigiThirty > LET ALONE, CREATE ONE
Theo Samaritan > how fucked up would it be if CERN ended up basically being like black mesa?
Theo Samaritan > get your crowbars fuckers
LuigiThirty > I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A BLACK HOLE
LuigiThirty > LET ALONE, CREATE ONE
Judge Bender > whats the name of the upcoming eve expansion? anyone know?
ssbn732 > eve online: the fail saga
ssbn732 > OR, EvE online: More lag for the masses
ssbn732 > even better, EvE online, BoB edition
ssbn732 > eve online: the fail saga
ssbn732 > OR, EvE online: More lag for the masses
ssbn732 > even better, EvE online, BoB edition
Dark Odie > i am flying a giant dick o/
Vaderdood > lol
Vaderdood > who's dick is it?
Jago Kain > 'geddon?
Jago Kain > ..or punisher?
Vaderdood > what you flying?
Dark Odie > i am flying a thorax :)
Jago Kain > ...hmmm..
Jago Kain > thorax isnt particularly dick-like really
Jago Kain > ...more clit like in fact; you have to be a cunt to own one
Vaderdood > lol
Jago Kain > thorax - the "ford capri" of eve online
<fitz> training caldari BS makes me feel dirty
<wizzard66> it should
<wizzard66> its the unclean race
<wizzard66> the unclean race of blue-lightness
<wizzard66> soon you will find yourself staring at a trafficlight and refusing to pass untill its flashes blue
<wizzard66> i advice caldari players a job with the police department or as ambulance driver
<wizzard66> it should
<wizzard66> its the unclean race
<wizzard66> the unclean race of blue-lightness
<wizzard66> soon you will find yourself staring at a trafficlight and refusing to pass untill its flashes blue
<wizzard66> i advice caldari players a job with the police department or as ambulance driver
the nothingness > what are we talking about in here?
tasede > how ugly you are
the nothingness > nows not the time for that
tasede > i cant help it you are ugly all the time
Mauvian Cree > yeah, we would be here for hours
tasede > how ugly you are
the nothingness > nows not the time for that
tasede > i cant help it you are ugly all the time
Mauvian Cree > yeah, we would be here for hours