Emily123 > DOES ANBODY NO HOW DO GO TO ASROIDS I FORGOT
Tsai > BY PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
Emily123 > when i press capslock it doesn't work
Tsai > BY PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
Emily123 > when i press capslock it doesn't work
<@DigitalCommunist> out of pure boredom
<@DigitalCommunist> I decieded to pull up my boxers
<@DigitalCommunist> well above my belly button
<@Sham|Work> I'm not two hours into my day
<@Sham|Work> And I hear about someone's attempt at a male camel toe
<@DigitalCommunist> which is part silk, so its very slippery against my denim jeans
<@DigitalCommunist> and jumped in a spot for a few min to see how long
<@DigitalCommunist> before my pants simply slid off
<@ifni^work> ...
<@DigitalCommunist> an interesting experiment
<@ifni^work> are you gay?
<@ifni^work> o rjust bi-curious?
<@Sham|Work> wait
<@Sham|Work> WAIT
<@Sham|Work> silk boxers?
<@DigitalCommunist> chances are its polyester
<@DigitalCommunist> but its smooth on the buttox
<@Sham|Work> Digi, that alone describes you better than anything I've ever heard
* @DigitalCommunist smooth smooth
* @DigitalCommunist wiggles in his chair
<@ifni^work> that's pretty gay tbh
<@DigitalCommunist> im amazed we're still trying to find descriptions for me
<@Sham|Work> That's approaching supergay
<@DigitalCommunist> after allt his time
<@DigitalCommunist> oh shut up you fucking hypocrites
<@DigitalCommunist> its not like im wearing your mom's pantyhose
<@DigitalCommunist> I decieded to pull up my boxers
<@DigitalCommunist> well above my belly button
<@Sham|Work> I'm not two hours into my day
<@Sham|Work> And I hear about someone's attempt at a male camel toe
<@DigitalCommunist> which is part silk, so its very slippery against my denim jeans
<@DigitalCommunist> and jumped in a spot for a few min to see how long
<@DigitalCommunist> before my pants simply slid off
<@ifni^work> ...
<@DigitalCommunist> an interesting experiment
<@ifni^work> are you gay?
<@ifni^work> o rjust bi-curious?
<@Sham|Work> wait
<@Sham|Work> WAIT
<@Sham|Work> silk boxers?
<@DigitalCommunist> chances are its polyester
<@DigitalCommunist> but its smooth on the buttox
<@Sham|Work> Digi, that alone describes you better than anything I've ever heard
* @DigitalCommunist smooth smooth
* @DigitalCommunist wiggles in his chair
<@ifni^work> that's pretty gay tbh
<@DigitalCommunist> im amazed we're still trying to find descriptions for me
<@Sham|Work> That's approaching supergay
<@DigitalCommunist> after allt his time
<@DigitalCommunist> oh shut up you fucking hypocrites
<@DigitalCommunist> its not like im wearing your mom's pantyhose
Rodnork > my wife got quite angry with me when I suggested that I couldnt help with the housework this weekend because we were taking back feyth
Siren Sylvanis > Why is it that a 21st century naval destroyer can mount a railgun which hits at 370km with pinpoint precision, while millenia into the future, a 9000-crew SPACE-FARING BATTLESHIP with guns DIRECTLY NEURALLY INTERFACTED INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN (i.e. better than any targeting computer out there) does 220km max if it sacrifices everything else from armor plates to maneuverability to crew bathroom facilities?
Zomiaen > You'd like to think that I haven't gotten my hand deeper into a girls pants then you have wouldn't you?
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
ScottyTheDockingManager > HERE'S SCOTTY!
Azia Burgi > OMFG!
Azia Burgi > POD HIM!!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > Oh noes
Azia Burgi > /emote chases after scotty with a large pipe
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > GAH!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > /emote beats scotty with aforementioned pipe
Azia Burgi > OMFG!
Azia Burgi > POD HIM!!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > Oh noes
Azia Burgi > /emote chases after scotty with a large pipe
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > GAH!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > /emote beats scotty with aforementioned pipe
Hippo117 > he docked
Theodorovik > this becomes more difficult now
Farcaster > we need a can opener
Theodorovik > this becomes more difficult now
Farcaster > we need a can opener
Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
Glacier > One guy described the requiremennts as 'obtain 25 Angel Unobtainium tags, and 50 units of Underage Robotic Exotic Dancer Sex Slaves, a commodity so illegal that if Concord customs catches you, they suspend your eve account.
<Requiem|> Did some huge battle occur in catch last night? More than 700 ships destroyed. o_O
<MaZ-> probably FIX doing a complex
<MaZ-> probably FIX doing a complex