<+Sokhar> if you plan on lots of fucking
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
<+cougem> Kayosoni i split up with my gf today
<+cougem> comfort me
<&moocifer> :o
<&moocifer> so all those Nip chicks you could have had but didn't
<&moocifer> and now you can but its too late
<+cougem> I KNOW MOOCIFER
<+cougem> I KNOW
<&moocifer> hahhahahahah
<+cougem> on the last night there was this 27 year old doctor (who i thought was smoking hot when she was wearing a face mask, but when she took it off she had a weird mouth, but still wasnt bad) basically asked to come back to my room
<+cougem> i think my reply was like "sure, u can watch me pack"
<&moocifer> haha
<+cougem> i didnt meant to be so burn, i just panicked
<+Asestorian> n1 cougem
<PulsarSolaris> gj
<+cougem> comfort me
<&moocifer> :o
<&moocifer> so all those Nip chicks you could have had but didn't
<&moocifer> and now you can but its too late
<+cougem> I KNOW MOOCIFER
<+cougem> I KNOW
<&moocifer> hahhahahahah
<+cougem> on the last night there was this 27 year old doctor (who i thought was smoking hot when she was wearing a face mask, but when she took it off she had a weird mouth, but still wasnt bad) basically asked to come back to my room
<+cougem> i think my reply was like "sure, u can watch me pack"
<&moocifer> haha
<+cougem> i didnt meant to be so burn, i just panicked
<+Asestorian> n1 cougem
<PulsarSolaris> gj
Vorrhenus > I launched my pod, how do i get my ship back
CooperJZ > Well as you all know I am a trucker. I once saw a cop out of the corner of my eye and I had to take a second look because at first it looked like a thorax.
Kunnilar > Whats the next ship clas up from my Punisher?
Darth Naul > destroyer or cruiser
Boomninja > Titan
Darth Naul > oh right that to
la pronk > darth's mom
Kunnilar > What can I fly with lvl 4 amarr frigate?
la pronk > la pronk > darth's mom
Boomninja > Why don't we just say God?
Darth Naul > hot damn
la pronk > cruiser
Boomninja > Junnilar, it depends on your play style. YOu can either stay in a frigate and just keep small and fast, or go big and start screwing Darth's mom.
Boomninja > I mean...
Boomninja > Yea.
Darth Naul > hey hey hey
Boomninja > :D
Kunnilar > I get killed too easy lol
Darth Naul > darths mom = pronks mom
Darth Naul > PLOT TWIST!
la pronk > hes adopted
Boomninja > Oh what a twist!
la pronk > PLOT TWIST
Darth Naul > destroyer or cruiser
Boomninja > Titan
Darth Naul > oh right that to
la pronk > darth's mom
Kunnilar > What can I fly with lvl 4 amarr frigate?
la pronk > la pronk > darth's mom
Boomninja > Why don't we just say God?
Darth Naul > hot damn
la pronk > cruiser
Boomninja > Junnilar, it depends on your play style. YOu can either stay in a frigate and just keep small and fast, or go big and start screwing Darth's mom.
Boomninja > I mean...
Boomninja > Yea.
Darth Naul > hey hey hey
Boomninja > :D
Kunnilar > I get killed too easy lol
Darth Naul > darths mom = pronks mom
Darth Naul > PLOT TWIST!
la pronk > hes adopted
Boomninja > Oh what a twist!
la pronk > PLOT TWIST
Hauling Styx > I'm beginning to think I should taunt them
Melodee619 > dont do it
BoSS Stubs > is there a reason that you're watching a gate camp
Melodee619 > carebear it up
BoSS Stubs > i.r. carebear
Antarisa > lol
Hauling Styx > because I'm trying to back to high sec
Dienios > gate camp critics, who can't gate camp themself?
Hauling Styx > and they are in my way
Antarisa > and that's why I love my tengu. gate camps don't affect me. :)
BoSS Stubs > i've been in a gatecamp, im not a total carebear
BoSS Stubs > dont judge.
Antarisa > /emote judges anyway! :)
Melodee619 > you either a carebear or not
Hauling Styx > I'm a WH'er
Melodee619 > that sounded pornish
RearAdmiral SnugglePants > agreed
BoSS Stubs > ...yeah
BoSS Stubs > <3 WH's
BuntBridges > like holes then?
Steeldragonz > care3bear couzen
Antarisa > lol
Antarisa > wormholes are fun
Melodee619 > carebears arent allowed to use l337 talk
BoSS Stubs > li3s.
BuntBridges > what about carebears with teeth?
Hauling Styx > damn
BuntBridges > grrr
Dante Edmundo > carebears dont have teeth
Dante Edmundo > the use dentures
BuntBridges > this one has
Dante Edmundo > 0.0
BuntBridges > didnt say they were mine originally :)
Dante Edmundo > heh
Melodee619 > carebears don have or need teeth were spoonfed
Hauling Styx > u do realize pvp players wouldn't have any teeth w/ out carebears right
Antarisa > lol
Dante Edmundo > heh
BuntBridges > we pull them from their corpses
Melodee619 > pvp's dont ned teeth either jus a straw for carebear tears
Melodee619 > dont do it
BoSS Stubs > is there a reason that you're watching a gate camp
Melodee619 > carebear it up
BoSS Stubs > i.r. carebear
Antarisa > lol
Hauling Styx > because I'm trying to back to high sec
Dienios > gate camp critics, who can't gate camp themself?
Hauling Styx > and they are in my way
Antarisa > and that's why I love my tengu. gate camps don't affect me. :)
BoSS Stubs > i've been in a gatecamp, im not a total carebear
BoSS Stubs > dont judge.
Antarisa > /emote judges anyway! :)
Melodee619 > you either a carebear or not
Hauling Styx > I'm a WH'er
Melodee619 > that sounded pornish
RearAdmiral SnugglePants > agreed
BoSS Stubs > ...yeah
BoSS Stubs > <3 WH's
BuntBridges > like holes then?
Steeldragonz > care3bear couzen
Antarisa > lol
Antarisa > wormholes are fun
Melodee619 > carebears arent allowed to use l337 talk
BoSS Stubs > li3s.
BuntBridges > what about carebears with teeth?
Hauling Styx > damn
BuntBridges > grrr
Dante Edmundo > carebears dont have teeth
Dante Edmundo > the use dentures
BuntBridges > this one has
Dante Edmundo > 0.0
BuntBridges > didnt say they were mine originally :)
Dante Edmundo > heh
Melodee619 > carebears don have or need teeth were spoonfed
Hauling Styx > u do realize pvp players wouldn't have any teeth w/ out carebears right
Antarisa > lol
Dante Edmundo > heh
BuntBridges > we pull them from their corpses
Melodee619 > pvp's dont ned teeth either jus a straw for carebear tears
XyresicPsych > Okay guys.. I just dropped a motorcycle on my leg and pretty sure I broke it.. hobbling off the ER now catch yas later.
P1E RAT3 > u couldn't gank ur way thru an open door u knob
Jolene Starbreaker > Jimmy, check your wallet
Jimmy Sprinkle > whats a wallet
Jolene Starbreaker > where your MONEY is
LustBunny > It's that fat thing making a dent in your butt while you drive.
Jimmy Sprinkle > whats a wallet
Jolene Starbreaker > where your MONEY is
LustBunny > It's that fat thing making a dent in your butt while you drive.
Haarken > normally i like the smell of my farts, but these... these are different