<J_nx> ow btw
<J_nx> i had an almost dead experience yesterday
<J_nx> there was a giant spider on the cupboard
<J_nx> was like 30cm of me!
<DraLaFi> well, did you make use of your killrights then ? :)
<J_nx> nah
<J_nx> i let my girl take care of it
<J_nx> if i kill them they will get me at night
<DraLaFi> :D
<J_nx> i had an almost dead experience yesterday
<J_nx> there was a giant spider on the cupboard
<J_nx> was like 30cm of me!
<DraLaFi> well, did you make use of your killrights then ? :)
<J_nx> nah
<J_nx> i let my girl take care of it
<J_nx> if i kill them they will get me at night
<DraLaFi> :D
Alois Hammer > its going down that fast??
Agent Stone > Nah, the guns were quick, smalls
Sanaya Sien > well, we got stuck on the warp disruptor now
Agent Stone > Scram taking a while, lol
Agent Stone > Shield will also take time. :s
Pixi Queen > poor thing can't even shoot back
DraLaFi > well it could
Agent Stone > Not any more.
DraLaFi > we crippled it.. like pulling legs of a spider
Pixi Queen > cruelty to pos's!!!!!
Agent Stone > Nah, the guns were quick, smalls
Sanaya Sien > well, we got stuck on the warp disruptor now
Agent Stone > Scram taking a while, lol
Agent Stone > Shield will also take time. :s
Pixi Queen > poor thing can't even shoot back
DraLaFi > well it could
Agent Stone > Not any more.
DraLaFi > we crippled it.. like pulling legs of a spider
Pixi Queen > cruelty to pos's!!!!!
Naherad Beln > wanna cyber?
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Arvo Katsuya > Shouldn't be too bad, as long as it isn't cheap CBD stuff.
Celeste Fauconnier > Mercies, I can't wear anything CBD produces. Breaks me out. I used to use Wiyrkomi's Jolia Meadow scent in their Adventurer Revive line, but damn me, they no longer produce that, at least here in the State.
Celeste Fauconnier > Which is somewhat understandable, but ... I'd thought Samanuni Spring was likely the same thing.
Arvo Katsuya > You shouldn't have to worry about me. I use deodorant when its needed...
Arvo Katsuya > /emote grins slyly. >I use Shokuveri Spice... has that slogan, "Strong enough for a Brutor, made for a Deteis.".
Celeste Fauconnier > Oh, thank the mercies. I was hesitant to ask, you know.
Celeste Fauconnier > Mercies, I can't wear anything CBD produces. Breaks me out. I used to use Wiyrkomi's Jolia Meadow scent in their Adventurer Revive line, but damn me, they no longer produce that, at least here in the State.
Celeste Fauconnier > Which is somewhat understandable, but ... I'd thought Samanuni Spring was likely the same thing.
Arvo Katsuya > You shouldn't have to worry about me. I use deodorant when its needed...
Arvo Katsuya > /emote grins slyly. >I use Shokuveri Spice... has that slogan, "Strong enough for a Brutor, made for a Deteis.".
Celeste Fauconnier > Oh, thank the mercies. I was hesitant to ask, you know.
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Koronakesh > seri hit on me once, jean : run away
Louella Dougans > seri hit on a lot of people tbh
Louella Dougans > Koro is liek
Louella Dougans > single shot scoped rifle
Louella Dougans > Seri is like
Louella Dougans > machine pistol
Koronakesh > sprays his load all over and doesn't actually ever hit the mark?
Louella Dougans > seri hit on a lot of people tbh
Louella Dougans > Koro is liek
Louella Dougans > single shot scoped rifle
Louella Dougans > Seri is like
Louella Dougans > machine pistol
Koronakesh > sprays his load all over and doesn't actually ever hit the mark?
SuperNova221 > My comet is on fire, so sad.
Ara Vaiwa > no, now its a real comet
Ara Vaiwa > no, now its a real comet
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
sodney > man my oxygen planet makes too much oxygen :|
sodney > i feel like im the spaceballs and its planet druidia
sodney > i feel like im the spaceballs and its planet druidia
Nix Anteris > seriously, I want to know where they got "45" from
Nix Anteris > and don't say "snapshots" without a context
ChaeDoc II > Nix, in corp a sec
ChaeDoc II > so since we leave all our t3's at a deep safe as a "double bluff" against an attacker, those will be what was counted in the snapshot
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > ...
Sobach > well, there you go >_>
Indiego Montoya > ...
Indiego Montoya > you can never mock me for anything, ever again.
Klyria > glad to know that Chae
Klyria > just want to give us all corp invites now or later
Sobach > http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg
AndrewNardella > nice
Sobach > i hope that was a joke
Sobach > tbh if not, i'd need to find a triple-facepalm pic
Indiego Montoya > i shall help!
Indiego Montoya > /emote makes a giant cardboard hand to put over the face of the statue of liberty
ChaeDoc II > stfu, it's not like i did it on purpose. just move them to the sma's for a while
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > we're gonna need more pictures.
ChaeDoc II > i should leave this channel
Sobach > might be a good idea for awhile :P
Damark > you should kill yourself
Damark > thats how bad that was
Damark > just quit eve
Sobach > i think he's just trolling us
Nix Anteris > just wait until he gets this mixed up with his erotic roleplaying channel
Damark > o lawdy
Sobach > otherwise
Sobach > http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,316.jpg
Nix Anteris > and don't say "snapshots" without a context
ChaeDoc II > Nix, in corp a sec
ChaeDoc II > so since we leave all our t3's at a deep safe as a "double bluff" against an attacker, those will be what was counted in the snapshot
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > ...
Sobach > well, there you go >_>
Indiego Montoya > ...
Indiego Montoya > you can never mock me for anything, ever again.
Klyria > glad to know that Chae
Klyria > just want to give us all corp invites now or later
Sobach > http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg
AndrewNardella > nice
Sobach > i hope that was a joke
Sobach > tbh if not, i'd need to find a triple-facepalm pic
Indiego Montoya > i shall help!
Indiego Montoya > /emote makes a giant cardboard hand to put over the face of the statue of liberty
ChaeDoc II > stfu, it's not like i did it on purpose. just move them to the sma's for a while
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > we're gonna need more pictures.
ChaeDoc II > i should leave this channel
Sobach > might be a good idea for awhile :P
Damark > you should kill yourself
Damark > thats how bad that was
Damark > just quit eve
Sobach > i think he's just trolling us
Nix Anteris > just wait until he gets this mixed up with his erotic roleplaying channel
Damark > o lawdy
Sobach > otherwise
Sobach > http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,316.jpg
