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Korinne > opinion
Korinne > work tomorrow or not?
Aidysmaa Ondar > Not
Leopold Caine > Depends on the alternative.
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're lazy, work
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're about to go ride an elephant downtown and sniff some cocaine from a lebanese waitresses' clevage, fuck work
Korinne > id rather snuggle with said lebanese waitress
Korinne > and trade the cocaine for illegal weapons
Leopold Caine > And you wonder why you anglosaxons are so depressed all the time.
sarah dantai > how do i know if im still in a wardec ?
Spork Witch > sarah: are people shooting you?
SCORPION VEN0M > man
SCORPION VEN0M > even you guys would kill a swell guy like me
SCORPION VEN0M > what has this world come to
SCORPION VEN0M > i think im losing faith in humanity
Onyxalia La'fiette > if i was ordered to, i might shoot once or twice
Onyxalia La'fiette > in eve ofc
SCORPION VEN0M > ima go run mission in my Golem now
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> mind telling me where?
Onyxalia La'fiette > lawl jk
SCORPION VEN0M > onyx, if you ever catch my main running mission in a carebear ass ship like a golem
SCORPION VEN0M > it is your duty to kill it
Lt Xevy > ( . Y . )
Onyxalia La'fiette > got the moobs like jabba?
Mira deVorsha > ive a joke
BUDDA2K6 > 3 but nice counting
Mira deVorsha > what was beethoven's favourite fruit?
Mira deVorsha > BA NA NA NAAAAAA
M'Hurl Torps > that's Bach loser
Mira deVorsha > pretty sure thats beethoven's 5th there skippy
Mira deVorsha > unless bach was some kind of banana fundamnetalist
Onyxalia La'fiette > we didnt come from a place where shields were smiled upon
FeralShadow > i remember the nun at my christian elementary would slap our wrists with rulers if we fit up shield ships
FeralShadow > she used to say they were the devil
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats a lie and you know it
Onyxalia La'fiette > she let the priest do it
DraLaFi > Theft, is punished with 8 days of Tent trip with mother in law...
Anderson Williams > i get hard when losers die
Meridith Akesia > I get hard when anderson dies
Meridith Akesia > then i masturbate with my collection of authentic 16th century dildos
Triple Entendre > Or, as we like to call them, Aerosmith
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
orashnic > it was thorax vs thorax
Ame Sonoda > at the gay bar
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