<ulf-phone> Roll back the foreskin of ignorance...
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.
Rhodin Lazarith > so, there I am, sitting off the jump bridge in Q-T waiting for something to come through
Rhodin Lazarith > then I realized
Rhodin Lazarith > we blew up the connection on the other side yesterday
Rhodin Lazarith > then I realized
Rhodin Lazarith > we blew up the connection on the other side yesterday
Llente > just getting to know this game
Llente > how do you collect ore?
Beef Strokenhoff > you wait for someone to mine it, then you steal it
Llente > how do you collect ore?
Beef Strokenhoff > you wait for someone to mine it, then you steal it
Damian Trias > That's so inconvenient. I mean I know Amarr ships have CPU problems - but in this one you can't warp and use the calculator at the same time ....
Bobby Smyth > I sold 2 insurance policyes while playing eve today, what did you do
NoLSolid > Masturbate
damage done > solid wins
NoLSolid > Masturbate
damage done > solid wins
Isaac Orion > btw fellas, it's official.....I'm now hold a college degree :)
hydraSlav > apparently English wasn't your major, lol
hydraSlav > apparently English wasn't your major, lol
Demetri Slavic > Yea the Phoenix is not gunna be cheap
Raena Valente > But its a lotta bang and a lotta bling o.o
Raena Valente > Besides its in the ship class with the most badass name of all "Dreadnought" and god knows, if you find something with "dread" in its name in an mmo it means super powerful, A dread moose can kill you with his sight.
Demetri Slavic > lmao
Raena Valente > I played everquest when I was a lil kid, I learned that the difference between "rat" and "dread rat" was nonconsensual butt love.
Raena Valente > But its a lotta bang and a lotta bling o.o
Raena Valente > Besides its in the ship class with the most badass name of all "Dreadnought" and god knows, if you find something with "dread" in its name in an mmo it means super powerful, A dread moose can kill you with his sight.
Demetri Slavic > lmao
Raena Valente > I played everquest when I was a lil kid, I learned that the difference between "rat" and "dread rat" was nonconsensual butt love.
Khellias> Every corp needs one village idiot.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.
During tournament fight:
Disturbingly Derek > why for you violence boat?
Disturbingly Derek > why for you violence boat?
Recusor > whats our policy on hostiles in 0.0?
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD