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Tenu Chobyn > plaid is the best color right after void
Heyte > void is a color? o.0
Tenu Chobyn > it is now
Liteshow > well, I'm goin' to home depot tomorrow to get a can of "Latex Glossy Void" then
Tenu Chobyn > make your house into a black hole, just divide by zero and save yourself the money!
Ned Hamford > /emote kissed a girl and he liked it
Azia Burgi > the question is, did she?
Ned Hamford > She is showering right now
Ned Hamford > unsure if she will ever be clean again
Azia Burgi > rofl
Packtu'sa > haahha
<@Zeus> anyone got a locator agent handy?
<@frst> zues i'm right here baby.
<@frst> no need to hunt me down
<@frst> i'll undress and wait for you in your closet
<@Zeus> :|
<@Zeus> pass
* Zeus was kicked by frst (denial of frstlove is not advisable)
Mara Skye > *facepalm* I was just looking in local to see if there were any reds in system then freaked cos there were craploads of neuts
Mara Skye > then I remembered
Mara Skye > I'm in empire :|
<neodranes> Is this a safe place for newbie questions?
<kinkouin> depends
<frst> is your moms pussy
<frst> a safe place for my cock
<kinkouin> most of these guys are vets who are assholes
<frst> :|
johnmkelly > whats every1 up to?
Duke Dragonfire > running my mouth and missions :)
Eagal Nil > just sootinh npc's :)
johnmkelly > lol
Gungankllr > Just waiting for my pants to dry so I can go run missions
Gungankllr > fucking shit, I meant run errands lmfao
Duke Dragonfire > rofl
Eagal Nil > rofl!
johnmkelly > why ur pants wet? ur gf there? lol
Duke Dragonfire > stop!!! Your killin me, ROFL
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Yoinx > i should work for a suicide hotline
Yoinx > *ring ring"
Yoinx > "Hi, I think I'm gonna kill myself."
Yoinx > "no you're not."
Yoinx > "How do you know?"
Yoinx > "Cuz the gun isnt making you mumble. Noob."
Yoinx > *click*
Trelayne > i am back in empire will get hold of u some point tomorrow to sort hte dread i guess
Baron Tswulf > The incredible sulk is at it again!
Terminus Shade > the incredible sulk!
Terminus Shade > fucking brilliant
Terminus Shade > why did i never think o fthat
Ulviirala Vauryndar > doooo doooo doooo dood
Ulviirala Vauryndar > can't touch this
Ulviirala Vauryndar > /emote buys all Orcas.
Arthur Pewty > and gets banned
Ulviirala Vauryndar > BUT THEY'RE MINE! MY PRECIOUS! :E
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