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Wrayeth > Okay, i'm going to loot and salvage these two sites, then say "fuck it".
Bundylicious > I'd say "fuck it" now...and then again later ;p
Porteous Fastener > /emote says "FUCK IT"
Wrayeth > LOL
Wrayeth > Depends on what you're fucking, tbh.
Wrayeth > I mean, if you're talking about farm animals, that's right out.
Wrayeth > Well, not for Dodgy, but for pretty much everyone else.
Wrayeth > /emote grins.
Porteous Fastener > I'd fuck anything that moves, and if it dosent move, I push it
Korvukaal > LMAO
Bundylicious > heartbeat optional :-)
<Darax> "Hail T2 ammo description now mentions the tracking speed penalty and the rage and capacitor penalties. This applies for all charge sizes of this ammo."
* Darax didnt know there was rage penalties
<Darax> ARH THIS AMMO MAKES ME ANGRY!
Kinvaryn > so i came out of cloak 70km away from a belt...
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Farfnarr > I hear baby is tasty. it's the other other white meat...
qasdfdsaq > whats the first white meat?
Yaroka > Amaar
Gregor Tiberius > YESYEYEYSYEYEEYEYEYESYSYES
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
YangTze Quan nudges eagle, "check out the sarah avatar - cute"
Futuristic Eagle > Hey, Dude, Thats my alt!
Lothros Andastar > i once sprained my thumb
Lothros Andastar > thats my worst fapping injury
<+cougem> Asestorian hasnt spoken in days
<+cougem> which is good because it means uni is probably fun
<+cougem> or he is dead
<%xiaodown> both good options, tbh.
<+cougem> yeah
<+cougem> he died how he'd have wanted
<+cougem> 19 and idling on irc
Korovyov > Easy as...
Bethany Blaze > Bananas?
Korovyov > only if they're firm
Bethany Blaze > Mmmmmm...
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