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Cutter Isaacson > Yo mamma's so fat they added an extra graphics option 'sun is occluded by yo mamma'
she1 > i actually played 32 hours in a row recently
holyman4vr > ok ur crazy
DrPreceptron > jeez
Jerelin Thakus > christ
Crazyfistdude > nice one she1
Crazyfistdude > what have you been doing?
she1 > camping
Casey Whiting > what about downtime just stare at screen?
she1 > porn
<Ulviirala> man, so embarrassing tonight
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
Liltha > I swear I just saw orion in one of those backgrounds
Triple Entendre > Stare at just the right place, at the right time in the right system...and some say that with the right solar winds, the nebulae will part, and you can make out the outline of the Goatse man, twinkling and immortalized in the heavens.
Salba > /emote thinks that banner ads that tell you to "Shoot three iPods to win an iPod Mini" or someshuch should send you an iPod with a gaping gunshot hole in the middle.
Aeryn Aurora > hey guys anybody know which is the nc trading channel?
Mattias Kerensky > Jita Local
Wacky Chick > okay I see it now, why do I need it?
Wacky Chick > It says that I am taking your item, and asking me if I want to go ahead with it
Infinint > say yes
Wacky Chick > now what do I do with it?
bluewing89 > run.....
Wacky Chick > why?
Raigir > either that or enjoy the show as you watch your ship turn into a fiery conception of hell ;)
Rozz Will > all this talking ..tsk
Onyxalia La'fiette > cant get a word in edgewise can you?
Onyxalia La'fiette > all this rabble
Rozz Will > no its ridiculous
Rozz Will > dont know where the manners have gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > so much excitement in here, barely containable
Rozz Will > haha
Phlewid Thoughts > =]
Onyxalia La'fiette > well you know how it is...whole lotta station spinning going on, its just...epic beyond words
Rozz Will > lots of concentration needed
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed :l
Onyxalia La'fiette > it takes skill to turn your ship around 360 degrees
Rozz Will > could spin out and smash into a wall
Onyxalia La'fiette > i know!
Onyxalia La'fiette > the hazards involved are immense
Rozz Will > lol
Phlewid Thoughts > repair bill would be horific
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if youre not insured....oh boy
Phlewid Thoughts > heh
Onyxalia La'fiette > thankfully we all wear our helmets
Rozz Will > well i do
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to wear two
Rozz Will > well the ppl in the whitecoats insist
Rozz Will > dunno why
Rozz Will > such killjoys
Onyxalia La'fiette > must be something about keeping your brain inside your head?
Rozz Will > still boring
Rozz Will > all these "rules"
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed :l
Zak Nevarez > how do i turn teh lights of on my thrasher
Rhi Tehn > LOL!!!!
Zak Nevarez > dod
Zak Nevarez > i wanna gank this guy but he will se me coming
Rhi Tehn > Bwaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Zak Nevarez > i know ill come in from the sun
Zak Nevarez > he wont be able to see me then
Ygor B > cat on my lap...aaaargh
Borg Stoneson > can it FC?
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