crestia > hold on i have to fix my mic real quick
Khai > yeah that was the opposite of fixing it
crestia > ok i ll try again
Khai > try not keeping it in your anus when you tazer yourself
SunTsu Rae > I . can't . breathe
Khai > yeah that was the opposite of fixing it
crestia > ok i ll try again
Khai > try not keeping it in your anus when you tazer yourself
SunTsu Rae > I . can't . breathe
Jonas Vinthyn > A friendly blue just asked me if the next system was clear. I didn't answer him because his name was XBox360clock and thats just retarded.
<Noskire> i'm quite capable of getting women on my own, tyvm
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
Tave88 > how to war dec someone?
Tave88 > i just want to know how
Nethira Kol > Well, when a mommy corp and a daddy corp really love each other
Nethira Kol > and the daddy corp gets drunk and pays concord alot of money.
Hel Bent > rofl
Nethira Kol > Concord won't answer the phone when mommy corp calls.
Nethira Kol > and that is how you wardec.
Tave88 > i just want to know how
Nethira Kol > Well, when a mommy corp and a daddy corp really love each other
Nethira Kol > and the daddy corp gets drunk and pays concord alot of money.
Hel Bent > rofl
Nethira Kol > Concord won't answer the phone when mommy corp calls.
Nethira Kol > and that is how you wardec.
Coarse Beach > best i ever heard was just last week though, i'm asking a guy in intel what killed him after he reported his death to a camp. he says, "there was 6 of them", i ask if he got shiptypes, he says "yes, 5 boucers and an ishtar"
Black Prince > I got bailed up by a "sponsor an african child" person in the mall the other day. I tried to tell them that they should leave natural selection take its course and she looked at me like I'd just dropped my duds and dropped a ripe one on the floor.
Lady Melandhra > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
Thorengard > k, i'm uncocked
Thorengard > undocked*
Thorengard > that didn't happen
Thorengard > you saw nothing
Thorengard > undocked*
Thorengard > that didn't happen
Thorengard > you saw nothing
Andreus Ixiris > Shut the fuck up I can't FC with a hardon
InnerDrive > HONEY IM HOME
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!