Btooth > glad to see corpchat has hit the sextalk quota for the day :D
Herschel Yamamoto > good, i'd be afraid if we had to go on much longer
Arukas Vhzar > Hersch has no staying power.
Herschel Yamamoto > good, i'd be afraid if we had to go on much longer
Arukas Vhzar > Hersch has no staying power.
Rutilus > boy, i sure wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca.
Rutilus > boy, i wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca. again.
Rutilus > my orca has the "look like a mega" mod installed, and my skill is at V.
Onyxalia La'fiette > with bonuses to extra carebear appeal
Rutilus > yes, this.
Rutilus > i'm going to go mine some ... stuff.
Rutilus > whatever stuff it is that you mine.
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah we need moar crack
Rutilus > turn big rocks into smaller rocks, off i go.
Rutilus > keep dinner warm for me!
Rutilus > going to the moon, brb.
Onyxalia La'fiette > you got it!
Onyxalia La'fiette > ill cover you in my machariel cleverly disguised as a titan
Rutilus > nice!
Rutilus > THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT HAW HAW HAW
Onyxalia La'fiette > nobody will ever know the difference
Rutilus > i mean
Rutilus > hi ho hi ho
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait....we need a kraken
Rutilus > summon it.
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone invent one!!
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait i got it, lets take a brutix and attach a lotta minmatar parts to it
Onyxalia La'fiette > like arms n crap
Rutilus > YES
Rutilus > rakes and duct tape!
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah lets totally do that
Onyxalia La'fiette > WOOT
Rutilus > a garage sale in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats hawt
Rutilus > you're hawt.
Rutilus > oh noes, lesbo action in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > newest minni-gallente faction ship.....the kraken
Rutilus > nerds everywhere just came.
Onyxalia La'fiette > gives bonuses to titans
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh babbeh
Rutilus > boy, i wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca. again.
Rutilus > my orca has the "look like a mega" mod installed, and my skill is at V.
Onyxalia La'fiette > with bonuses to extra carebear appeal
Rutilus > yes, this.
Rutilus > i'm going to go mine some ... stuff.
Rutilus > whatever stuff it is that you mine.
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah we need moar crack
Rutilus > turn big rocks into smaller rocks, off i go.
Rutilus > keep dinner warm for me!
Rutilus > going to the moon, brb.
Onyxalia La'fiette > you got it!
Onyxalia La'fiette > ill cover you in my machariel cleverly disguised as a titan
Rutilus > nice!
Rutilus > THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT HAW HAW HAW
Onyxalia La'fiette > nobody will ever know the difference
Rutilus > i mean
Rutilus > hi ho hi ho
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait....we need a kraken
Rutilus > summon it.
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone invent one!!
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait i got it, lets take a brutix and attach a lotta minmatar parts to it
Onyxalia La'fiette > like arms n crap
Rutilus > YES
Rutilus > rakes and duct tape!
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah lets totally do that
Onyxalia La'fiette > WOOT
Rutilus > a garage sale in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats hawt
Rutilus > you're hawt.
Rutilus > oh noes, lesbo action in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > newest minni-gallente faction ship.....the kraken
Rutilus > nerds everywhere just came.
Onyxalia La'fiette > gives bonuses to titans
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh babbeh
Furyform > lance - i have a large load of lowsec pirates on hand willing to help defend gj0
Shadow XII > Yeah I bet you have a large load on hand.
Shadow XII > On your right hand.
Wolfdevil > OK GUYS THE TOPIC IS BAD CAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAKING AND LARGE LOADS
Shadow XII > Yeah I bet you have a large load on hand.
Shadow XII > On your right hand.
Wolfdevil > OK GUYS THE TOPIC IS BAD CAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAKING AND LARGE LOADS
OleScratch > I dunno about this Korvix guy either. Who let him in?
*Korvix Valthonis got in through the cat door
Selphana > dammit
OleScratch > I told ya we should nail that damn thing shut
Korvix Valthonis > ...then you would have to let the cat in&out and that's annoying.
OleScratch > Just have to let the cat out the airlock one time.
Korvix Valthonis > kitty cant breath space air. Not space cat it land cat
OleScratch > therefore you don't have to get up to let 'em back in.
Selphana > but how will you keep the mice out of your pantry?
*Korvix Valthonis got in through the cat door
Selphana > dammit
OleScratch > I told ya we should nail that damn thing shut
Korvix Valthonis > ...then you would have to let the cat in&out and that's annoying.
OleScratch > Just have to let the cat out the airlock one time.
Korvix Valthonis > kitty cant breath space air. Not space cat it land cat
OleScratch > therefore you don't have to get up to let 'em back in.
Selphana > but how will you keep the mice out of your pantry?
<HiYuRei> Fart is explosive and thermal?
<HiYuRei> just watch out for kinetic
<HiYuRei> just watch out for kinetic
Ryuujinn Jakka > not even the rats attacked me
Moof > if I had of known I would of :)
Ryuujinn Jakka > thanks!
Ryuujinn Jakka > ur so nice
Moof > np
Moof > i know
Ryuujinn Jakka > lol drone speed
Moof > do that again and ill kill u
Ryuujinn Jakka > doing
Ryuujinn Jakka > wtf
Ryuujinn Jakka > DUDE WTF
Ryuujinn Jakka > i had implants
Moof > I warned u
Ryuujinn Jakka > WTF!
Moof > I told u
Ryuujinn Jakka > no this is retarded. wtf is wrong with you
Ryuujinn Jakka > that was 100 mill in implants
Moof > and
Moof > I told u not to do it again
Moof > if I had of known I would of :)
Ryuujinn Jakka > thanks!
Ryuujinn Jakka > ur so nice
Moof > np
Moof > i know
Ryuujinn Jakka > lol drone speed
Moof > do that again and ill kill u
Ryuujinn Jakka > doing
Ryuujinn Jakka > wtf
Ryuujinn Jakka > DUDE WTF
Ryuujinn Jakka > i had implants
Moof > I warned u
Ryuujinn Jakka > WTF!
Moof > I told u
Ryuujinn Jakka > no this is retarded. wtf is wrong with you
Ryuujinn Jakka > that was 100 mill in implants
Moof > and
Moof > I told u not to do it again
Senn Typhos > /emote sighs. > My leg brace effing itches. Gottii, fix this problem instead of the isk one.
Ashar KorAzor > You have leg braces?
Ashar KorAzor > Hurt laigz?
Ashar KorAzor > Forrest Gimp fan club?
Senn Typhos > No, I have a single elastic one for my knee, what with me fucking it up a few days ago.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh
Ashar KorAzor > feel betters
Ashar KorAzor > *Gump
Ashar KorAzor > Heh, Forrest Gimp.
Ashar KorAzor > Life is like a sex dungeon, you never know what you're gonna get.
Ashar KorAzor > You have leg braces?
Ashar KorAzor > Hurt laigz?
Ashar KorAzor > Forrest Gimp fan club?
Senn Typhos > No, I have a single elastic one for my knee, what with me fucking it up a few days ago.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh
Ashar KorAzor > feel betters
Ashar KorAzor > *Gump
Ashar KorAzor > Heh, Forrest Gimp.
Ashar KorAzor > Life is like a sex dungeon, you never know what you're gonna get.
DrunkMiner > mining is so much fun i wish i could mine till my cock fell off!
Mattias Kerensky > Why the hell do people ask my advice and then ignore what I say? Would make more sense to not ask in the first place.
jih chop > I don't know, but you did it when I trained you, meheh did, mjolnir did, antior did, onedown actually never did for some reason
Mattias Kerensky > Well, that's because you and he share the carebear genes, you're like his daddy. He goes, "Papa Bear, how should I tank these guys?" and you go, "Well, son, fit specific hardeners." then he goes, "Thanks Pops!"
jih chop > I don't know, but you did it when I trained you, meheh did, mjolnir did, antior did, onedown actually never did for some reason
Mattias Kerensky > Well, that's because you and he share the carebear genes, you're like his daddy. He goes, "Papa Bear, how should I tank these guys?" and you go, "Well, son, fit specific hardeners." then he goes, "Thanks Pops!"
ImRedYoureDead > even all the maps in the world won't stop you landing in a blob