Mizhara Del'thul > Cats aren't bad though. My former dog woke me up once. That was enough to condition me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.