Jacob Etienne > i am going to find the UK managing director of ASDA, and stab him with a broken bottle
Jacob Etienne > one cup of rice, plus 350ml water, microwaveable bowl, cover, put on high for 8 mins
Jacob Etienne > end result - sticky white jizz-like shit all over your microwave, and a bowl of crunchy, hard rice
Jacob Etienne > dee-lish
Jacob Etienne > im gonna petition
Jacob Etienne > one cup of rice, plus 350ml water, microwaveable bowl, cover, put on high for 8 mins
Jacob Etienne > end result - sticky white jizz-like shit all over your microwave, and a bowl of crunchy, hard rice
Jacob Etienne > dee-lish
Jacob Etienne > im gonna petition