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Marshall Jackhammer > Hang on.... hang on.... I'm the ONLY person in Irish chat? Well.... time to implement my new rules then.
Marshall Jackhammer > Firstly.... Darc and Dark must now become the same person ; DarcIreland
Marshall Jackhammer > Secondly: Ren and Geese must officially adopt me as their son
Marshall Jackhammer > Thirdly: Simon sizzle fuck must remain in 0.0 until I end him
Marshall Jackhammer > Fourthly: Mira must provide me with one wheat bar a day because she is a he and it disturbs my dream rhythms.
Marshall Jackhammer > Fifthly Jaggeh will not crush any more of my young dreams.
Marshall Jackhammer > sixthly: People will stop pretending to be girls unless they either a - are girls. B - Have serious transgender issues they need explored
Marshall Jackhammer > Seventhly: People shall not badmouth Bantams in the vain hope of getting put on the bantam fleet destruction list. The list is there to serve a genuine purpose, not to make you feel "cool"
Marshall Jackhammer > Eightly: What's the deal with airline food? You don't even get in anymore. Despite how bad it was in the past, the void in my stomach wants it back.... now!
Marshall Jackhammer > Ninthly: Root should create his own world conquering Corp and invite all the Irish on board for the craic.
Marshall Jackhammer > Tenthly: Reach out and touch faith *cue Depeche Mode*
Marshall Jackhammer > Hang on.... hang on.... I'm the ONLY person in Irish chat? Well.... time to implement my new rules then.
Marshall Jackhammer > Firstly.... Darc and Dark must now become the same person ; DarcIreland
Marshall Jackhammer > Secondly: Ren and Geese must officially adopt me as their son
Marshall Jackhammer > Thirdly: Simon sizzle fuck must remain in 0.0 until I end him
Marshall Jackhammer > Fourthly: Mira must provide me with one wheat bar a day because she is a he and it disturbs my dream rhythms.
Marshall Jackhammer > Fifthly Jaggeh will not crush any more of my young dreams.
Marshall Jackhammer > sixthly: People will stop pretending to be girls unless they either a - are girls. B - Have serious transgender issues they need explored
Marshall Jackhammer > Seventhly: People shall not badmouth Bantams in the vain hope of getting put on the bantam fleet destruction list. The list is there to serve a genuine purpose, not to make you feel "cool"
Marshall Jackhammer > Eightly: What's the deal with airline food? You don't even get in anymore. Despite how bad it was in the past, the void in my stomach wants it back.... now!
Marshall Jackhammer > Ninthly: Root should create his own world conquering Corp and invite all the Irish on board for the craic.
Marshall Jackhammer > Tenthly: Reach out and touch faith *cue Depeche Mode*