SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
Tiberius Wenchel > The old genetics textbook I have says babies are made by a little man in the sperm called a homonculus.
Tiberius Wenchel > It has a picture. There's a splash page of a giant sperm with a scary little man riding inside it like a spaceship.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... Stewie Griffin?
Stitcher > the mental image of an army of stewie griffins shooting out of my cock is going to give me nightmares tonight
Stitcher > although the sheer surreality of that sentence does mitigate things somewhat
Tiberius Wenchel > It has a picture. There's a splash page of a giant sperm with a scary little man riding inside it like a spaceship.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... Stewie Griffin?
Stitcher > the mental image of an army of stewie griffins shooting out of my cock is going to give me nightmares tonight
Stitcher > although the sheer surreality of that sentence does mitigate things somewhat
Rublek > hmm, i think i am eve - i went for a lie down, the server crashed, my alarm clock went off, the server came up o.O
the_slayer: maybe I should just get out the closet already
the_slayer: no problem with girls then :D
Arkhamina: heh.
Vinata: yeah, I don't think you've thought this through any further than "can't get dumped by girls"
Arkhamina: I hear vinata is single ;)
the_slayer: theres the issue with that ocean tho
Arkhamina: true. dating someone in another country is a right pain in the ass.
Vinata: Well if he's gonna be gay he's got to get used to that
the_slayer: no problem with girls then :D
Arkhamina: heh.
Vinata: yeah, I don't think you've thought this through any further than "can't get dumped by girls"
Arkhamina: I hear vinata is single ;)
the_slayer: theres the issue with that ocean tho
Arkhamina: true. dating someone in another country is a right pain in the ass.
Vinata: Well if he's gonna be gay he's got to get used to that
Pax Sex > I only honor 1v1 in bed
<%Jokull> damn I fuxxed up now :( was trying to lock a bloody apoc in my pilgrim and was locking and locking and locking but couldnt get a bloody lock :( then realised I was cloaked and apoc warped away
Nephiliam > OMG WHERE I THE UNDOCK BUTTON?
Nephiliam > the undock button is just disappeared
Nephiliam > im marooned
Nephiliam > where is it??
Magic Crisp > ctrl-q is the new shortcut for undock
(Nephiliam dropped from chat, a few minutes later he appears again)
Nephiliam > fuck you you fuckin fuck
Magic Crisp > you got disconnected or what?
Nephiliam > crtl-q
Nephiliam > you asshead
Nephiliam > the undock button is just disappeared
Nephiliam > im marooned
Nephiliam > where is it??
Magic Crisp > ctrl-q is the new shortcut for undock
(Nephiliam dropped from chat, a few minutes later he appears again)
Nephiliam > fuck you you fuckin fuck
Magic Crisp > you got disconnected or what?
Nephiliam > crtl-q
Nephiliam > you asshead
Lizaa > if men could lick themselves we would never leave the house
Lord Zap > indeed
Negotiator > i didnt mean i lick my penis, asshole
Siddy > lick themselfs... were?
Lord Zap > rofl
Lizaa > lol
Lord Zap > indeed
Negotiator > i didnt mean i lick my penis, asshole
Siddy > lick themselfs... were?
Lord Zap > rofl
Lizaa > lol
Papolytic > An icelandic second is about 12 days.
Darius Shakor > no idea. btw ent, you going to fan fest this year? These other sticks in the mud are not. :p
Darius Shakor > I fear I will be alone with the slavers
Entarel Helfir > I still haven't found anybody to share the room and everything. Single room is +150 euros more, and that's slowly starting to get into painful regions.
Darius Shakor > heh, tell you what, you come this year and all your beers are on me :D
Entarel Helfir > I dont drink beer :/
Darius Shakor > /emote whispers something about the first night only :p
Darius Shakor > God, can't even bribe a man with beer these days :p
Entarel Helfir > hehe
Entarel Helfir > you'll have to pull out some harder stuff for me :P
Entarel Helfir > erm. you know, like more alcohol... not ... other stuff...
Darius Shakor > ..... errr..... o.0
Darius Shakor > lol
Sforza > HAHAH
Sforza > Im so posting this to omgrawr
Darius Shakor > I fear I will be alone with the slavers
Entarel Helfir > I still haven't found anybody to share the room and everything. Single room is +150 euros more, and that's slowly starting to get into painful regions.
Darius Shakor > heh, tell you what, you come this year and all your beers are on me :D
Entarel Helfir > I dont drink beer :/
Darius Shakor > /emote whispers something about the first night only :p
Darius Shakor > God, can't even bribe a man with beer these days :p
Entarel Helfir > hehe
Entarel Helfir > you'll have to pull out some harder stuff for me :P
Entarel Helfir > erm. you know, like more alcohol... not ... other stuff...
Darius Shakor > ..... errr..... o.0
Darius Shakor > lol
Sforza > HAHAH
Sforza > Im so posting this to omgrawr