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<SeverusSnape> In July 2003, Russell Weller, 88, made national news when he froze, with his foot on the accelerator, in Santa Monica, Calif., and plowed through a farmer's market, killing 10 people and injuring 63, in the worst of a recent spate of incidents in which senior citizens momentarily confuse the gas and brake pedals.
<SeverusSnape> there's gotta be some sort of bonus level for that
<Levin> umm
<Daakkon> k...
<Levin> is there some kind of competition to see how far ot we can get?
<Levin> because that would win
<Kaell|Qayos> yeah, i'd vote for that
* SeverusSnape bows
* Kaell|Qayos clap
Number 25 > and then yesterday we remembered we had a couple condoms left
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Mizhara Del'thul > Cats aren't bad though. My former dog woke me up once. That was enough to condition me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
Azia Burgi > i miss being 21... does that feeling diminish with time?
Flesh Trader > teah soon ull miss being 31
Flesh Trader > *yeah
Azia Burgi > LMAO
<KomradeVirtunov> I only didnt notice because I've been wearing clothes today
RA member in local

Mar Drakar > buying 4 x warp core stabs @ Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve station :)
Mar Drakar > 30k each
Zigy > I think our corp has become pretty communist
toetagger > what do you mean
Zigy > well everything we do is for the collective good
toetagger > the collective good of two people
Zigy > shut up we're commies
Greenbolt > im being dsyslexic today
Greenbolt > forgive my speeling
Daevohk > i
Daevohk > dont
Daevohk > mind
Daevohk > your spelling
Daevohk > but
Daevohk > you could type
Daevohk > all at once
Greenbolt > hehe i keep window small
Greenbolt > is why i type like this. :) ill try to change the habbit
Daevohk > :)
Albert Rosenfeld > _o/ girls
Atandros > HEY!! I told you, I'm only Lucinda on weekends.
Rawkking Goodguy: let us invest it all in pyerite
Rawkking Goodguy: ALL IN
Rawkking Goodguy: 5 BEEEEELION isk of PYERITE
Rawkking Goodguy: fuck tritanium
mwace: PYRETE DROPPED IN VALUE OHGOD 30% OF OUR SAVINGS THATS LIKE A BILLION ISK
mwace: OH GOD PYERITE IS UP AGAIN BUT LIKE WAY UP AFTER THIS NEW TYRANUS THE REX VERSION PATCH
mwace: WE MADE LIKE 5 BILLION
Rawkking Goodguy: WE ARE AS RICH AS KINGS
Rawkking Goodguy: 9.5 BILLION IN MEXALLON NOW
Rawkking Goodguy: ALL IN
Rawkking Goodguy: ALL IN
mwace: OH GOD SELL THE PILGRIM SELL THE PILGRIM
mwace: WHERE IS MY CERBERUS
Rawkking Goodguy: WE ALREADY BET THE CEREBUS ON NOCXIUM
Rawkking Goodguy: SHIT
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